Neighborhood NIMBYs are about to get a new tool in their arsenal. DNAinfo reports that the New York State Liquor Authority is getting ready to launch an interactive map this month that will let you see what your local bars have been up to (along with any bar in the State). Better than having to file a FOIL-request just to find out if anyone else has been whining about that noisy bar on the block!
New SLA Map Hopes To Make Tracking "Bad" Bars Easier
Hell's Kitchen Goes To Hell In A Handbasket
Hell's Kitchen residents are up in arms over the decline of their neighborhood, which, despite its roots as a gang-and-hooker filled, ahem, hellhole, has been a perfectly nice place to raise your kids for the past few years. Until now, because dastardly legions of drunk twentysomethings are getting drunk and being loud and puking up mango-flavored vodka all over the sidewalk.
Skee-Ball Manufacturer Sues Williamsburg Skee-Ball Bar Full Circle
The company that manufactures Skee-Ball—the dull, repetitive game beloved by children and inebriated simpletons—is going after the Skee-Ball themed Williamsburg bar Full Circle, filing a lawsuit against the owners for trademark infringement. Full Circle has three Skee-Ball games, and owners Eric Pavony and Evan Tobias also founded a "Brewskee-Ball" League in 2005, after obtaining verbal permission from Skee-Ball, Inc. during a meeting with the company's CEO in Pennsylvania. But now it seems Skee-Ball has had a change of heart.
Video: Racing Bikes In Bars
People are riding bicycles inside bars, and the NY Times is on it. Today the paper of record takes a look at the slightly zany subculture of bicycle roller racing, a pastime favored by competitive cyclists during the off-season. Earlier this month, NY Velocity and the Century Road Club Association held a fundraising race inside the Parkside Lounge, where cyclists competed to see who could pedal the fastest without going anywhere, by riding fixed-gear bikes on stationary rollers. As you can see spirited crowd turned out to drink and cheer on the cyclists as they rode in place (and sometimes crashed):
Where To Find The Best Fireplace Bars In Town
With the weather finally chilling up (took long enough!) the list of things required of a solid bar changes. Forget about beer gardens and cool breezes—for the winter months what we want are dark rooms with blazing fires where we can hibernate until spring. Luckily, New York City does not disappoint. Bars with fireplaces? We've got 'em in spades. Here are some of our favorites:
Photos: Lilium, Union Square's Dark New Hotel Bar
The hotel bar set have a new watering hole! Last night Lilium opened to the public in the W Union Square, replacing the hotel's longrunning basement bar Underbar. And along with the new name is a new decor of dark banquettes and mood lighting. Also, black steel lilies by the artist Scott Brown. Why lillies? To match the name, natch.
A Food & Wine Tour Of Bedford-Stuyvesant
From Stuyvesant Heights to the Clinton Hill border, we're going to walk you through the best of Bedford-Stuyvesant—here's our hand-picked guide on where to wine and dine out in the neighborhood.
Behold Brooklyn Buschenschank, Carroll Gardens' New Italian/Germanic Tavern
Here we have Brooklyn Buschenschank, a new tavern in Carrol Gardens serving a variety of German and Italian brews, plus Italian/Germanic-inspired food, plus specialty pizza inspired by the flavors of Northern Italy. Wine taverns in the region (South Tyrol) are commonly called "Buschenschank," and this new venture, from South Brooklyn Pizza owner James McGown, aims to evoke their warm, convivial atmosphere. Take a look around...
Williamsburg's Favorite Dive, Turkey's Nest, Shuttered By DOH
If you've wandered up Bedford Avenue lately in search of a cheap oversized margarita in a Styrofoam to-go cup, you've probably noticed, and been bitterly disappointed, that perennial dive-bar favorite Turkey's Nest Tavern has been shuttered since last week. It's a real blow to the neighborhood's legions of drunk McCarren park picnickers, and the cranky old men who stare at them.
Watch Out, Cougars Of NYC: Reddit Debates What Bars Older Ladies Love
Ladies above a certain age, be careful out there: the internet is watching you, awaiting your every move. A certain 28-year-old Reddit poster is looking for "bars or hangouts where older women / cougars are known to frequent. I'm not out to get a sugar momma or anything, but I'm just attracted to older women." So, anonymous cougar hunters of the web, what say you?
Bars Foaming At The Mouth Over DOH Dog Crackdown
The Department of Health is getting bitchy when it comes to dogs in bars in Brooklyn. Between July 2010 and July 2011 the department wrote 125 tickets for "live animal violations" in the borough (there were 470 such violations citywide). "Two years ago no one cared because Brooklyn was so chill," one Brooklyn bar owner told us. "But now because Manhattan sucks so bad, everyone is coming here, and everyone has to be as unhappy as them."
Does The SLA Not Care About Community Boards Anymore?
Has the New York State Liquor Authority (SLA) stopped caring about local Community Boards? Since the early aughts the SLA has appeared to be at the beck and call of a few CBs (especially in lower Manhattan) but things seem to be changing. Since this summer alone the SLA has flat out refused to put a moratorium on new licenses in Brooklyn and renewed liquor licenses for a few places despite strong objections from the local Board. Most recently to be on the right side of the trend? The East Village bar Heathers. Curious about what was going on, we called the SLA. Short answer? It's the economy, stupid.
Just $500 Gets You A Bar "Seat" In A Bar That Hasn't Opened Yet!
New bars are always looking for new ways to drum up the finances to open, but one upcoming TriBeCa waterhole's scheme is a new one to us. Until it is fully funded, The Elevens is selling off a limited number of "seats" for $500 bucks. Those "seatholders" are then entitled to 25 percent off of everything they buy for life, the ability to make reservations, access to events and tastings and the promise of a warm welcome. The catch is that the bar will stop selling the "seatholders" once they are funded...
Flaming Saddles, NYC's New Country Western Gay Saloon, Opens Monday
Open those peepers wide, cowpokes, here's your first look at Flaming Saddles, the new "kick ass Country Western Gay Saloon" opening in Hell's Kitchen Monday night with a rootin' tootin' rodeo party. We could try to describe what awaits inside Flaming Saddles, but there's no way we can top the press release, which describes the establishment as a place "where the Bad to the Bone Bartenders strut their stuff (behind and on top of the bar) & always aim to please. Customers are advised that they best pull themselves up by your boot straps, put on their Tight Ass Jeans and boot scoot and boogie on over to the Wild Wild West Side of NYC. Saddle Up for a Yippee Ki Yay MotherTrucker of a Night!" Eat your heart out, Coyote Ugly.
World's Longest, Most Pointless Pub Crawl Set Last Night In East Village
A group of 13 brave souls visited 200 bars in 10 hours, breaking the all-time pub crawl Guinness World Record of 170 set by a group in Chicago, the Daily News reports. Completely defeating the purpose of bar crawling, one member of the group drank a half-pint of beer at each establishment. No word on whether the Guinness World Record committee will acknowledge Randy Daufman, who yesterday consumed 200 beers in one bar, and whose ex-wife is apparently a "no good, thieving whore."
The Best And Worst Bars And Restaurants To Have Sex In
Today, the Post has a "trend" story about how people are suddenly getting their freak on in restaurants all over the city. Under-the-table footjobs, men's room makeouts, and kitchen coitus are apparently happening all around you, although we could have sworn that this sort of behavior's been going on...pretty much since the invention of restaurants. So in the name of science, we bravely conducted an extremely scientific office poll of the best and worst bars and restaurants to play hide the salami.
White Slab Palace Latest Victim In LES Nightlife Crackdown
We're just a few short months away from not being able to drink anywhere, ever on the Lower East Side. Last night around 10 p.m. White Slab Palace, which always struck us as being considerably more low-key than most of the neighborhood fare, even on the weekends, was shut down by the NYPD per a court order. But White Slab wasn't serving to minors, as other bars in the LES have done recently to spur the wrath of the SLA. It was closed for not having a liquor license a few months ago, despite owner Annika Sundvik receiving a permit in the interim, the Lo-Down reports.
Le Poisson Rouge Charges $3 Extra For Glenlivet With Ice, $3 Extra Without
We're quite fond of the Greenwich Village live music club Le Poisson Rouge, so we were surprised to hear some grumbling about the bar, which seems to be charging patrons extra for drinks on the rocks (a common practice), but also charging extra for drinks not on the rocks, a.k.a. neat. One unhappy customer recently sent a copy of his or her receipt to Eater, and it shows a $3 charge for Glenlivet with ice, and a $3 charge for Glenlivet without ice. WHAT IS THIS RAPACIOUSNESS AND WILL THEY APOLOGIZE?, we asked the club. They got back to us promptly with an explanation that, well, kind of makes sense.
Best Cocktail Bar In The World Is... In The West Village
This weekend, the booze-friendly city of New Orleans played host to shakers and stirrers from the world over at the annual Tales of the Cocktail festival, and New York bars racked up some top-shelf awards at the Spirited Awards ceremony.
Greenpoint's Coco 66 Raided, Owner Arrested, Booze Poured Out
The dark and funky hipster bar and music venue Coco 66 on Greenpoint Avenue was the scene of a dramatic raid last weekend, according to reports on New York Shitty and Paper. It seems owner David Kelleran has been operating without a liquor license, and local police tell New York Shitty that the precinct "did a joint operation Saturday with the State Liquor Authority... The owner was arrested and all the liquor was order destroyed by the SLA." According to one observer, $20,000 worth of precious, life-sustaining liquor was poured down the drain!
Mixologist Takes Fight For Flaming Drinks To Court
The ongoing fight over flaming beverages at downtown cocktail lounge Apothéke is going to trial. You'll recall that last year one of the bar's owners, Albert Trummer, was arrested (not once but twice) for his pyrotechnic tricks, specifically his tendency to light the bar on fire in the process of making absinthe drinks. Today Trummer turned down a deal that would have let him go without doing hard time. “I am going to fight this all the way,” Trummer said after court.
Is NYPD Pressing Bar Owners To Get ID Scanners To Fight Terrorism?
There is supposedly a "furor" raging among bar owners "below 14th Street" who say the NYPD is pressuring them to purchase expensive ID scanners to help investigators track personal information and fight terrorism. At least, this is what the NY Post is reporting, in an article consisting of quotes from one unnamed nightclub owner who recalls a "high-level NYPD official" telling a group of bar owners that they "are on the front lines of terrorism... We have to be the eyes and ears."
New Backyard Bar Drinking Bill Would End Party At Midnight On Weekends
Last year state Assemblywoman Joan Millman, a Democrat from Carroll Gardens, proposed legislation that would have required bars with outdoor drinking areas to move the party inside by 10 p.m. on weeknights and 11 p.m. on weekends. That bill quietly died on the vine, but Millman is back with a revised version that would require bars to close the great outdoors by midnight on weekends and 11 p.m. on weeknights, and also require them to obtain a special outdoor alcohol permit. Who could argue with such a sensible compromise... besides bar owners and irritable drunks who don't appreciate being corralled into a stuffy drinking coffin because The Man needs his beauty sleep?
Video: Cop Suspended After Inexplicably Pulling Gun On Bartender
A Long Island cop has been suspended after a surveillance camera caught him pulling a gun on a bartender while his back was turned in a Farmingdale bar. CBS 2 obtained the video, below, and it's pretty shocking. But to be fair, the service at the South Main Street Pub just isn't what it used to be.
Bums Make Penn Station Bars Even More Insufferable
There's nothing that necessitates a drink more than a trip to Penn Station, but the owners of bars in and around the transit hub say homeless people are ruining business with their panhandling. During a Midtown South Precinct Community Council meeting Thursday night, business owners called for a crackdown on beggars, some of which come up with elaborate, long running schemes to garner sympathy. Then again, the homeless people do provide a nice scapegoat; without them, customers will have to face the fact that they're just drinking in the Penn Station T.G.I. Friday's.
Photos: Inside Barcade Jersey City
From Manhattan, you can get to Barcade's new Jersey City location in the same amount of time it takes to get to their longstanding Williamsburg location. And unlike the Brooklyn original, this new iteration, tentatively set to open next Friday, serves food, will have outdoor seating, and—are you sitting down?—boasts a rare cockpit version Star Wars. So don't let New Jersey scare you; step inside and burn some quarters.
North Brooklyn Liquor License Moratorium Looms
Let's not let the news that Brooklyn's Community Board 1 voted (symbolically?) against the concerts at the Williamsburg Waterfront overshadow the other distressing development that emerged from last night's meeting: the locals are poised to go through with this moratorium on new liquor licenses in north Brooklyn. And unlike the State Parks Department, the SLA has a history of doing the community boards' bidding.
New Greenpoint Bar, Spritzenhaus, Will Have 100 Tap Lines
In approximately two weeks, this big and beautiful new bar will open in Greenpoint on Nassau Avenue near Guernsey (the street with the romantic tree canopy block). Called Spritzenhaus, it's the work of Spitzer's Corner owner Robert Shamlian. It's looking pretty good—we're told the project "was a collaborative effort between Asfour Guzy Architects, Aleks Kravchuk, John McKormick, Enis Sefarsah (Five Leaves) and Shamlian." But let's get down to brass tacks: how much beer will there be on tap?
Bro No! Liquor License Moratorium in Williamsburg, North Brooklyn?
Bar and restaurant owners in Manhattan neighborhoods like the East Village have grown accustomed to encountering stiff opposition from the local community boards (in some cases, they even blame anti-nightlife community board sentiment for driving them out of business). Brooklyn, however, has pretty much been a cakewalk for new bar proprietors—even when they bring the threat of hip hop or gun violence, the community boards have seemed reluctant to take action. But is it closing time for new bars in north Brooklyn? Brooklyn 11211 reports that Community Board 1 is considering a moratorium on new liquor licenses!
How Unfur: DOH Bans Minnie The Cat From McSorley's!
With a heavy heart, we regret to inform you of some very sad news: Minnie the Second, the latest in a long line of cats that have lived at McSorley's Old Ale House going back to 1854, has been banned from the East Village institution! The DOH has been coming down hard on McSorley's, making them clean up the bar's famous wishbones, as well as barring the adorable Minnie. EV Grieve spoke with the cat via her Facebook account, and she delicately explained the situation: "I explained that [owner] Mr. Maher has said I'm not allowed into the bar during drinking hours...officially. Since the only heat I want coming down is from the stove, that's the fact as it must be reported and as we must maintain."

