If there's anything we learned from American Horror Story, it's that someone else's nightmare may just be your dream come true (actually we're too scared to watch the show—but that house looks really pretty!). After being shuttered for a while following a raid and a liquor license snafu, Coco66 is for rent. About that liquor license—back in July it was noted that the bar's owner, David Kelleran, had been operating without one, and one promoter familiar with the place declared, "They'll never get a liquor license there again. [Kelleran's] family owns the building, so no one is going to buy it from him and get a license. It's majorly screwed, for many years at least."
Looking For A Hip, Yet Money Losing Venture? Brooklyn's Coco66 Is For Rent
The Dark Room Is Probably Closing, New Raw Bar Called "Bodegas" Probably Opening
When the Dark Room first opened on Ludlow Street in the summer of 2004, it was a different era of the Lower East Side. Like, an era where you'd see Interpol's Carlos D hanging around at bars and everyone was meeting up with "Michael Caine" in the bathroom, and Pianos didn't totally suck. So, granted the Dark Room has probably significantly changed in terms of what kind of people it draws these days, rumors that it's closing is sort tugging at our former self's drunken heartstrings. According to Bowery Boogie, the place may shutter sooner rather than later:
South Slope Gets A New Watering Hole With Mary's Bar
Brooklyn has lots of bars, sure, but what's one more? Especially one in the South Slope with a strong pedigree (one of the partners was a general manager at Employees Only), a restored original tin ceiling and a whole slew of wines, cocktails and beers. Everyone, give a hearty hello to Mary's Bar, which recently opened on 22nd Street and Fifth Avenue.
What Midtown Sorely Lacked: A Bar Named For Surfing-Bank Robber Movie
Without a doubt, Point Break is our favorite philosophically-minded bank robbing surfers movie—it's got skydiving, Gary Busey and masks of ex-presidents! There's no competition! So it was with great joy that we discovered that there is a midtown bar tailor-made for channeling your inner Johnny Utah.
Bars Ready For World Cup Final With Team USA
After a thrilling semi-final win over France, the USA women's soccer team is playing Japan in the World Cup final tomorrow. And the Village Pourhouse is ready, with a free "Red, White And Blue" shot whenever the team scores a goal for people wearing Team USA gear (reservations necessary). Also ready: The Back Nine Grill in Rochester, NY which is co-owned by the brother of Team USA player Abby Wambach. Matt Wambach told the Post, "I expect we’ll have between 1,000 and 1,500 people here to cheer her on. We actually had to rearrange the whole layout of the restaurant to accommodate the crowds — and all the television crews that want to be here."
Did "Douche-Magnet" Williamsburg Bar Royal Oak Close Down For Good?
Earlier today, we received a tip that Williamsburg bar Royal Oak—or, as the locals might know it, Royal Joke, had "closed suddenly" for reasons unexplained. A longstanding fixture in the Williamsburg dance party circuit, the bar was once described as a "beautiful hideaway...with a laid-back, stylish crowd," though more recently as a "douche-magnet—attracting morons from near and far." They have disconnected their phone and taken down their website.
Hamptons Bar Burns Through 600 Kegs Of Beer Every Sunday
Why can't we have more places like this in the city? Picture a ginormous outdoor bar that sells beer from a keg to a a crowd of thousands of juicy coeds, swaying drunkenly to the sounds of "Shot Through The Heart" while chugging $2 plastic cups of lukewarm beer? Wait—a place like this does exist? On Long Island? Be still! Meet Boardy Barn in Hampton Bays, Long Island.
SLA Raids Gay Bar During Gay Marriage Celebration
An unannounced police and State Liquor Authority inspection at the Eagle, a "leather and Levis" gay bar in Chelsea, in the midst of celebrations over the legalization of gay marriage is raising eyebrows about the timing of the raid.
Welcome To The Johnson's Shuttered By Heartless NYPD!
Now where will we go for our $2 PBRs? The NYPD shuttered longtime Lower East Side mainstay Welcome to the Johnson's last night. The dive bar was cited for illegally serving alcohol to minors. More and more, it seems that if you throw a dart at a map of LES bars, it's bound to have been shuttered at some point for that reason.
Is Edward Burns Drinking And Live-Tweeting From A Bar In JFK Right Now?
Just wondering. Because it seems like that's what's happening? A transcript thus far:
Inside Saint Vitus, The Big New Place To Drink, Eat, Rock Out In Greenpoint
"Finally, Greenpoint has a real fucking ROCK BAR!" declare the owners of Saint Vitus, the new 2,500 square foot bar, eatery and venue opening in Greenpoint next week. Owned by a group of guys who've been behind the bar at places like Bar Matchless, Lil Frankies and No. 7, Saint Vitus (named for a Black Sabbath song that is itself named for the nervous system disorder) was a social club, then a plumbing school in a past life. Now, as you can see from these photos, designer Matthew Maddy (Weather-Up, Anella, The Box) has transformed it into a seductive party destination.
If You're Caught Getting High In A Bathroom, You're Doing It Wrong
We've all had our fair share of less-than-stellar nights at the bar, but it's always good to avoid making a few simple mistakes: don't try to get high in the bathroom, don't start a fight with the bartender, don't call 911 on yourself, and definitely don't lie down on the pool table. Because if you do, you might very well end up in the newspaper.
The Low Down on Hi-Fi: Still Open!
Earlier today EV Grieve posted notice that the East Village spot Hi-Fi (formerly the beloved Brownies) was shuttered by the NYPD; according to the signs on the door, this was due to "illegal sale of alcoholic beverages." (The signs also stated that "removal of property from the premises was prohibited"—so at least we knew their amazing jukebox wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.) However, we just called Hi-Fi and were assured that they are open (we could even hear the aforementioned jukebox in the background!)—so go, drink, and be merry... because those signs were real, and the end may be nigh. Or not.
You Can Resume Avoiding Coyote Ugly Tonight
You just can't keep a low-to-medium quality stank bar down: Coyote Ugly is set to re-open tonight after being shuttered for the past two days. The seminal East Village dive, which spawned multiple locations around the world as well as a movie based on it, was shut down on Feb. 15 after its latest DOH inspection, during which it was given 90 violation points.
Coyote Ugly Shut Down For DOH Violations
Is there trouble in stanky paradise? Yesterday, EV Grieve noticed that hepatitis-hotspot tourist-beloved dive Coyote Ugly has been shut down because of DOH inspections. The East Village bar, which opened in January 1993 and spawned multiple locations around the world as well as a movie based on it, scored 40 points during a DOH visit in December, for violations such as "plumbing not properly installed or maintained," "evidence of mice or live mice present," filth flies everywhere, and unwashed surfaces.
Duane Reade Wins Over Williamsburg With Beer
Williamsburg's Duane Reade moved into their new spot on Bedford Avenue (located right across from mainstay King's Pharmacy) late last year, only to be met by angry young locals and their boycotting. So Duane Reade decided to take a few tips from that sleezy frat boy at the end of the bar, and get those locals nice and drunk. It won't be long before they're all waking up surrounded by Duane Reade-branded bags filled with Duane Readed-branded items and wondering what happened last night. Poor King's Pharmacy, always such a nice guy.
Dog Bites Man, Man Sues Bar
A beer deliveryman dropping of Bud Lite to Williamsburg's Lucky Dog is now suing that establishment after allegedly being attacked by a dog there! According to the NY Post, Edward O'Farril claims he was "traumatized" when the Bedford Avenue bar's pet pit bull "viciously attacked him" as he was bringing in some kegs this summer. He told them he was bit on the thigh while he "was just working, minding my business. It was chained up and it got me anyway."
Brooklyneer: Is It Obnoxious to Open Bar Homage to Brooklyn?
A few friends who live in Carroll Gardens have opened up a new bar and small plates venture on a dead zone of West Houston called Brooklyneer. It's a win for several reasons: First, it's directly across the street from Film Forum, and finally fills a major void in pre-screening meet-up options. Second, there are a lot of Brooklyn beers on tap, including Six Point, Brooklyn Lager, and a cheap, specially-made $4 pint named after the place. Third, they serve delicious food from a wide variety of small-batch purveyors based in Brooklyn. But Eater deems the whole thing "obnoxious," because they put a map of Brooklyn on their menu. Monsters!
Apotheke Co-Owner Sued Over Arson-eque Antics
Chinatown bar Apotheke was in the headlines earlier this year after owner Albert Trummer was busted for lighting his bar on fire—something he denied, despite there being plenty of video and photographic evidence that this is a normal occurrence at the establishment. Well, turns out Trummer is just co-owner, and now he's being sued by the other co-owner, Heather Tierney.
New Weather Up Bar in Tribeca Will Spoil You For All Other Ice
If you've ever been to that drop-dead gorgeous Prospect Heights cocktail lounge Weather Up, you know how darn exciting it is that the owner, Kathryn Weatherup, is opening up a second location in Tribeca. The new Weather Up, expected to open at 159 Duane Street next month, will have the same vaulted tile ceilings like the original, and also offer a daily selection of oysters and caviar. Plus french fries! And it gets better. The Times has the scoop on the ice operation at Weather Up, and it's gonna make the half-assed ice at every other bar taste like paddy water.
Suspect Charged With Murder After Brooklyn Bar Stabbing
After brutally stabbing and killing an off-duty bartender, as well as injuring a bartender, outside of the Branded Saloon in Prospect Heights, suspect Daniel Pagan has now been charged with murder, attempted murder and criminal possession of a weapon. According to NY1, police believe that Pagan "became enraged when he thought [Chai Eun] Hillmann came into physical contact with his wife," so he allegedly attacked Hillmann, who died from his wounds.
[UPDATE] Prospect Heights Bar Stabbing: 1 Dead, 1 Injured
In the early hours of Thursday morning, two employees of the Branded Saloon in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn were stabbed at the newish bar, located at 603 Vanderbilt Avenue. News 12 reports that one man was killed and another is in stable condition, and that police have arrested one suspect. According to a post on the Brooklynian message board, there was some form of altercation between a dog-walker and a bar patron and bartender. The Branded Saloon's Facebook page confirms that employee Chai Eun J Hillmann was killed and another employee named Daniel is in stable condition. The bar will hold a candlelight vigil on Saturday at 8 p.m. [Via Brownstoner]
Five Bystanders Shot During LI Shootout
Five bystanders were shot during a wild gun fight that took place last night outside a Long Island bar. The shooting started around 2 a.m., when an argument between two men in La Hamaca bar in Bay Shore spilled outside into the parking lot. "We believe that they were shooting at each other and these people got hit inadvertently," said Suffolk County Det. Sgt. William Rand. Three woman, ages 19, 21, and 24, were all shot in the leg, and treated at Bay Shore's Southside Hospital. Two men, ages 19 and 27, were hit in the thigh and calf, and treated at Good Samaritan Hospital Medical Center in West Islip. Police are still searching for the gunmen.
Funeral For LI Man Killed During Boston Pub Brawl
Yesterday, the funeral was held for Michael DiMaria, the Hicksville resident who was killed while two other men were fighting in a Boston bar last week. A beer glass was thrown at DiMaria's group and shattered—one of the shards punctured his jugular vein. Newsday reports, "So many people packed the pews of the Holy Family Church.. that even the overflow chairs weren't enough to accommodate the crowd." The 23-year-old had just started a job on Wall Street, and Rev. Gerald Gentleman said, "We have justified anger at this senseless act, which was not an accident but an awful choice." The man who threw the glass was charged with manslaughter and is being held on $75,000 bail and the pub has stopped using glass vessels for the time being.
Is Health Dept. Cracking Down on Backyard Bar Smoking?
Has anyone noticed that it's getting tougher for poor, ostracized smokers to feed their insidious monkey in the outdoor areas at bars? We're not just talking about sidewalk tables out front, but also the last frontier of state-sanctioned nicotine consumption: the bar backyard. Over the course of this summer, we've noticed increased smoking restrictions and even prohibitions in the backyards of several bars in Brooklyn, and some bar owners tell us the Health Department is cracking down. Speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of DOH reprisal, one proprietor told us how the smoked sausage gets made:
Woman Faked Over 170 Liquor License Applications
Queens resident Ellen Lee has pleaded guilty to forging signatures and falsifying information on over 170 liquor license applications, and faces up to four years in prison. Lee was hired by immigrants who were looking to open bars and needed help with State Liquor Authority paperwork. Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. told the Daily News, "False documents like the ones filed by the defendant lead directly to the establishment of bars in areas where they do not belong." It's unclear where exactly these bars were established, because according to some, bars don't belong anywhere in this city.
So Hitler Walks Into a World Cup Bar...
Argentina fans packed into a Hell's Kitchen bar to watch the Germany-Argentina game yesterday were furious to find one fan dressed as what the Post calls "their opponent's biggest fan": Adolf Hitler. Fan Steve Staso allegedly walked into Café Andalucia with a taped-on mustache and a swastika armband, saluting fellow Germany supporters. One bar-goer said, "I said, 'Why are you doing this?' and he said it was funny. I said, 'Is genocide funny? Is history funny?'" History can be funny sometimes, but genocide is not.
2010 World Cup Kicks Off
This morning, South African Tourism and Consul General Fikile Magubane of South Africa visited Nasdaq in Times Square and rang the opening bell, to celebrate the opening day of the 2010 FIFA World Cup which just began in South Africa. Right now, South Africa and Mexico are tied 0-0 at halftime in the first game of the tournament. Apparently referees are brushing up—in advance of tomorrow's USA-England match (2:30 p.m. EST; schedule)—on English slang "so that players won't be able to verbally abuse each other behind the officials' backs." The Daily Show's Jon Oliver took aim at the Yankee-Brit "rivalry" last night:
Wintour's Warpath Against Local Eatery
Earlier this year Vogue editrix Anna Wintour was rallying against a developer's condo plan, and now the Daily News reports that her battle cries aren't ending there, as she's now aimed her cold stare at a Jamaican eatery near her home. Yep, NIMBYs: so hot right now.

