Of all the many, many duh "science" reports we've heard, this might be the duh-est: according to a new study published in the British Medical Journal, smoking pot within three hours of driving more than doubles your chance of getting into a car accident. Future reports from these researchers include, "Smoking Pot Increases Chance Of Hunger," "Smoking Pot Increases Insights, Man," and "Is Nicholas Cage Really A Civil War-Era Vampire?"
Duh: Smoking Pot And Driving Is A Bad Idea, Says Science
Useless iPhone App Will Supposedly Tell You How Drunk You Are
Drunk driving is no laughing matter, but you know what is? iPhone apps that claim they they can tell you if you're too drunk to drive. Here's a much simpler test: if you're even considering using your phone to calculate your BAC, you're too drunk to drive. Not convinced? Fine, read about how it "works."
Pataki Won't Run For President, Saving Himself From Further Embarrassment
After various close sources claimed that former NY governor George Pataki would run for president, now close sources say he will not run. Further, YNN reports that Pataki isn't even going to Iowa—even though his advisers called up organizers of a Iowa fundraiser to say he was headed there.
Holocaust Musical Opens, Unsurprisingly, To Bad Reviews
When will theater producers ever learn? Holocaust. Musicals. Do. Not. Work. Say it with us, now. Today we catch wind of a new Holocaust-themed musical at Roundabout Theater Company, The People In The Picture, that is, shockingly, opening to dismal reviews. Oh, and did we mention that it's written by the author of the Bette Midler-Barbara Hershey weepy classic Beaches?
Sure, Why Not? "Sober February" Is a Thing
February may be the shortest month, but it has its perks. Especially for those who like to knock a few back. From the Super Bowl to the Oscars, Margarita Day to National Drink Wine Day, hardly a sunset occurs that without a good excuse to tipple (not that everyday isn't a good excuse to drink). Unless you are an alcoholic. Or one of these guys, we guess.
Crash the Car, Leave the Child
in the car. Yet this is exactly what a Roosevelt man did in Hempstead last night.
150 Year Old Murder Victim And His Suspect Properly Laid to Rest at Green-Wood
There are likely many unsolved crimes in New York City's past, but this week, one 150-year-old case finally gets a sort of closure. The crime was well-documented as the Butchery on Bond Street. Love, money, Bellevue, dentists...all the usual makings for criminal behavior are accounted for, and amNewYork spoke to Benjamin Feldman, who has written a book, The Butchery of Bond Street.
Fall Televison Upfronts in Review
Last week the television networks had their upfronts previewing their fall lineups. So will your favorites be back and is there anything new that at least sounds good on paper?
Take the Cannoli...And Smoke It?
This happened in Hempstead, at the Nassau Country jail, but we think it speaks volumes about bad ideas and delicious pastries. Rocco Bove, a correction officer, dropped off some Italian pastries to be given to an inmate. But one of the officers on duty decided to have a taste first. And the officer tasted marijuana. Those are some taste buds!
Elsewhere in the ist-a-verse
Let's take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for?
Guten Tag, Project Runway!
Wednesday is now most definitely the new Must See TV night. Not only is there Law & Order, Lost, and CSI: NY on the big networks, there's America's Next Top Model, Veronica Mars, and now Project Runway on Bravo. It is the only night of the week that requires a seriously souped up TiVo set-up, but luckily the UPN and Bravo replay their shows. Project Runway's new season starts with two hours of annoying new reality show contestants, bad ideas of what fashion should be, some bitchery from Nina Garcia and Michael Kors (we hope! we pray!) and waiting for an Auf Wiedersehen from Heidi Klum. Gothamist cannot wait - there is even another Kara in the mix. But most importantly, it brings us more Tim Gunn. And if you're at home now, you could be watching a Project Runway Season 1 marathon right now, up through a 6PM showing of the finale!


