Bad news for Steve Urkel: you probably can't get into the Boom Boom Room. In the latest Post undercover report, six stereotypical clubgoers were sent to "exclusive" clubs like the Boom Boom Room, 1Oak and Marquee to test who could gain entrance. The guido, nerd, "nerdette," cougar, suburban dad and a "Jersey girl" hit the streets in the most outlandishly cliche attire imaginable. Seriously, look at the Post's photos. So, how did they do?
Post Dispatches Guidos, Nerds to Get Rejected At Clubs
911 Error Could Be To Blame For Child's Death
A six-year-old died yesterday after firefighters and paramedics were routed to 277 Avenue C in Brooklyn, instead of 277 Avenue C in Manhattan. The boy's family called 911 at 9:03 am to report their child was suffering cardiac arrest, but by the time responders arrived at the address in the proper borough 19 minutes later he had perished.
Park Slope Group Wants 4th Ave Subway Changes Now
Some Park Slope activists have so little faith in the MTA's promise to renovate the dreary Fourth Avenue and Ninth Street station that they're imploring transit officials to scale back their plans and instead make a few specific improvements immediately. The massive refurbishment was supposed to begin this year and turn the "dank and dark" station into a light-filled hub with clean windows and a new copper roof. But the plans were later scaled back and postponed in the shadow of looming budget shortfalls.
F Train Station at 4th Ave to Go From Drab to Fab
The long-neglected F train station at 4th Avenue and 9th Street in Brooklyn will be refurbished starting in the fall, according to amNY. Built in 1933, the Art Deco station is on the National Register of Historic places, and the north end of the platform offers an impressive view of the Statue of Liberty.

