Hold on to your foreskins, fellas, because this could be your big break... Or maybe "break" isn't quite the right word? At any rate, The Puppetry of the Penis—that show where two dudes make elaborate origami with their genitals for a paying audience—is looking for new, um, talent! They're holding open auditions for their new show, and you've got just two weeks to rehearse! Luckily, we've gotten our hands on detailed illustrations showing you the various penis maneuvers you'll need to perform to get the gig. These include "The Wristwatch," "The Loch Ness Monster," "The Eiffel Tower," and (our favorite) "The Hamburger." Check out the semi-NSFW instructions below, and get ready to knock the competition's dick in the dirt at the auditions: more ›

Today, more than 50 musicians and musical acts gathered on the northeast balcony of Grand Central Terminal to audition for spots in NYC Transit's Music Under New York program. MUNY grants buskers spots in subway stations to entertain commuters and make a little cash in the process. more ›