Remember Logorama, that Academy Award-winning animated short that imagined Los Angeles as a city of logos, brand identities and corporate spokescreatures? If you ever wished there was a way you see New York the same way but without the entertainingly foul-mouthed mascots you'll be happy to know that your dreams have become reality. Yay?
New Site, City Maps, Turns NYC Into Logorama
Where To Find Girl Scout Cookies This Year In NYC
In the past, we've turned directly to Girl Scout HQ to find out where to procure cookies, but last year it got even EASIER. Which is good, because this year we want to buy more than ever, just to go against this closed-minded boycott. We might even try the new Savannah Smiles cookie, who knows, the sky's the limit.
Useless iPhone App Will Supposedly Tell You How Drunk You Are
Drunk driving is no laughing matter, but you know what is? iPhone apps that claim they they can tell you if you're too drunk to drive. Here's a much simpler test: if you're even considering using your phone to calculate your BAC, you're too drunk to drive. Not convinced? Fine, read about how it "works."
Report Taxi Driver Misbehavior With New iPhone App
As a bunch of college kids recently proved (once again!), sometimes it can be absurdly hard to get a cab to take you from Manhattan to one of the outer boroughs. So what to do when you've been rejected for a ride? Call 311 before you forget the cab's medallion! But if you hate talking on the phone or waiting on hold, well, there's an app for that. And it's kinda slick.
Cops Looking For This iPhone Thief Who Took Self-Portrait With Anti-Theft App
Police say they are looking for this iPhone thief who took a photograph of himself. The theft occurred on Monday night, when a 31-year-old woman was walking in Ozone Park around 8 p.m.: According to the Daily News, "A man bumped into her, snatched her black iPhone from her pocket and ran away, cops said. But when he later tried unsuccessfully to unlock the phone, it automatically took a picture of him and emailed it to her, thanks to an application called iGotYa."
Escape Your Dystopian Nightmare With This Objectivism App!
Penguin Group just launched a new iPad app of Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged, which combines unabridged text with manuscript notes, audio and video lectures, rare photos of Rand herself, and more.
New Bathroom App May Very Well CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Let's say you're visiting the National 9/11 Memorial and Museum, and suddenly realize that you really have to go to the bathroom. The closest public toilets in the area are at the discount department store Century21...but the lines are out the door. What do you do? A new phone app which pairs up pee-ers in need with strangers' toilets may be the perfect solution.
9/11 App (Virtually) Restores Twin Towers To Skyline
Just in time for the 10th anniversary of the attack on the World Trade Center, an area man has successfully restored the Twin Towers to the NYC skyline. The "augmented reality app" has been in development since early summer, when Greenpoint resident Brian August began raising money through Kickstarter. He soon gathered $25,000, and a Chicago-based company made his dream come true. Here's a video showing how it works:
New Banksy App Will Deliver You To Banksy
A new iPhone app called Banksy-Locations delivers you directly to the street artist's work—all you need to do is give your current location, and the map will become a guided tour of his nearby pieces. (One blog notes that it will likely also become a roadmap for the anti-graffiti set who want to buff out Banksy.) It includes videos, photos, and information about the mysterious artist... but does it know its Banksy from its Fakesy? We paid $1.99 and downloaded the app to find out... but it keeps crashing.
Video: Make The Ads In Times Square Disappear
The Public Ad Campaign and The Heavy Projects have started testing out a neat little app that will turn all of those billboards in Times Square into art. (Previously they brought a non-digital version to the streets.) All you need to do is walk around with your iProduct in front of your face and you'll practically be transported to your very own Vanilla Sky moment. No tourists! No force-fed reality! Everything in its right place! It's just you and a new non-commercial reality now, until someone snags that iPad from your hands.
New App Helps You Gripe About Big City Problems
Have a problem with New York City? Talk to the hand! If there's an iPhone in it, at least. A new civic-minded app called Commons has been released (it's free!), originally designed to be played at the Come Out and Play Festival. That's right, make potholes fun by earning points for reporting them! Even if the fest is no longer going on, you can still download the app to report a problem (with a photo and description) and recommend an improvement, earning points all the while. So you'll still be able to be competitive while doing good, which makes it a little better than calling 311. From the Commons website:
New On The Road App Outsells The Bible
Jack Kerouac's seminal Beatnik classic On The Road, which was famously typed out on a continuous 120-foot scroll, has gone mobile with the release of a new iPad app.
You Can Now Bum Cigarettes With Your iPhone
Smokers tired of giving cigarettes away to randoms on the street: there's a new app for you. Occasional smokers who bum smokes from those aforementioned strangers: there's an app for you, too. Buzzfeed points us to Bump A Smoke, which allows social smokers to bum virtual cigarettes from smokers holding a pack, "and exchange them for real ones with an electronic coupon." Perfect for those who don't want to commit to buying a whole pack. And as for the smokers receiving these virtual cigs for their "good deed," once they accumulate a complete virtual pack, they can redeem it for a real pack at any store.
Welcome To The Future: Start Tabs With Your iPhone
This potentially dangerous new app allows you to open tabs at local joints, making spending your money that much easier! Because when you pay with a cute little graphic on your iPhone it just feels like Monopoly money, right? Card Case allows you to find local places that accept the virtual payment, as well as access up-to-date menus and specials (there are even paperless receipts). Currently in New York you can use the app at Il Laboratorio Del Gelato, Rickshaw Dumplings and Cafe Grumpy (get the full list here). Things could get real ugly if bars start allowing iPhone tabs. [via Laughing Squid]
Print Is Dying? The NYPL Has An iPad App For That
Taking a page out of their "Find the Future"-themed centennial celebration exhibition this year, the New York Public Library unveiled today their first-ever iPad app, called Biblion: The Boundless Library. For those who can't get up to The Stacks in person, it's a nifty little way to peruse history from your lap.
Let The Homer Simpson GPS iPhone App Be Your Guide
Having trouble getting to the forbidden donut shop? Homer Simpson can help—the animated family man is now on the TomTom App for iPhone, and can act as your co-pilot. The PR folks tell us this is the first time a celebrity voice has ever been available for mobile phone based GPS. They added:
Need A Portal To Crazy? There's A Charlie Sheen App For That
It's like a miniature Charlie Sheen in your pocket! The troubled actor has taken his downward spiral and transferred it over to the iPhone (and soon, the Android!) in what looks like an Ed Hardy inspired application. For $2.99* you can enjoy 17 videos, have your fortune told Magic 8 Ball style, and basically just feel like you're a part of something, ya know? That something being The MaSheen, which is what this special app has been dubbed.
How NYC Is Keeping Kosher This Year (With Blowtorches)
In case you couldn't tell, Passover is starting, meaning Chosen People across the city are attempting to keep a kosher home and lifestyle. And according to news sources around the city, they're doing that in many different ways. First off: Passover apps!
Counting Calories Is Hard, App Will Do It For You
Ok, America, how hard is it to keep track of what you eat? Because between calorie menus and Apple Dippers this obesity problem should really be going away. Unfortunately it's not, but for those who can afford iPhones and would like to watch what they eat, there's Meal Snap: an app that will calculate your meal's calories based on a photograph. "Auto-magically!" (Ugh.)
Petition Works, Apple Pulls "Gay Cure" App
After over 140,000 people signed a petition on Change.org, Apple has removed an app from Exodus International, a religious group offering "ex-gay" treatment, from their online store. An Apple spokesman told the Daily News, "We removed the Exodus International app from the Apple Store because it violates our developer guidelines by being offensive to large groups of people." However, Exodus' President argues that it's a violation of free speech.
Apple Approves App Aimed At "Homosexual Strugglers"
Exodus International describes themselves as an organization dedicated to, "Mobilizing the body of Christ to minister grace and truth to a world impacted by homosexuality." And now, that includes iPhone apps. Apple, who carries the app on their website, is feeling a lot of heat from LGBT groups, who say that the app promotes homophobia. Or as one reviewer put it, "This is hate-based initiative of the fanatical religious right intending to brainwash and emotionally destroy gay and lesbian people by coercing them to hate themselves based on their natural sexual orientation."
Update: 311 Rolls Out Official Taxi Lost and Found Website
For years, if you left something in a cab, like say a $500,000, 184-year-old violin, you would have to hold your breath and give a little prayer while going through a tense, inefficient 15-hour cab hunt via 311. The system was imperfect migraine-inducing, to say the least. But nearly four years after a damning report about the Taxi and Limousine Commission's disorganized lost and found process, the city has finally unveiled an official "Yellow Taxi Lost and Found Information" web application!
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Sorry, Confessing Your Sins To An iPhone Doesn't Count
Are you so tethered to your iPhone that you can't even confess your sins without it? Well, for $1.99 you won't have that problem anymore. The "church-approved" Confession app is "designed to be used in the confessional, this app is the perfect aid for every penitent." Choose from 7 different acts of contrition! Add sins not listed in standard examination of conscience! Custom interface for iPad! Unfortunately, you can't just skip the confessional booth altogether.
Map Mafia History On Your Phone
Want to visit the spot where some famous mobster fell head first into his plate of spaghetti (or whatever)? There's an app for that! Mafia Maps documents real mob crime scenes throughout the city, with historical coverage spanning approximately 70 years. You'll be able to map true crime locations, read stories about the people and incidents, look up what happened "around you now," get crime scene updates, and more. Click through here to figure out if it's worth the $4.99 price tag.
The Situation Has Popular App, Awful T-Shirt
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of MTV's Jersey Shore has been cashing in on his 15 minutes with a new iPhone app that's among Apple's top 10 highest grossing apps ever. The $4.99 app lets users find GTL locations in their area, play a "Grenade Doger" video game, and a link to email him with questions about any situation you may be encountering. Sadly, it won't tell you how to get the rock hard abs needed to rock the new Situation-inspired tank top. For that you'll need to buy his workout video.
Beer App Will Be Cause Of, Solution To All Of Life's Problems
As the days inch closer to darkness at 4 p.m., New Yorkers are relishing in their last few moments of outdoor drinking. But aside from Bohemian Hall or the Frying Pan (or any of the bars listed in our handy Outdoor Drinking guide), where does one go to get his or her beer on? The Beer Gardens NYC smartphone application is here to answer that question.
App Helps New Yorkers Sleep Outside City
Have you ever traveled to the serene countryside thinking "serenity now!" but then found it was impossible to sleep with all that damn peace and quiet? Well, now there's an app for that. The NY Nap App delivers city sounds to any suburban bed you may find yourself tossing and turning in. Not only will it deliver an urban white noise backdrop so you can drift off, but you can also be awoken by the sound of a NYC sanitation truck anywhere in the world! So what's missing from their options—perhaps the sound of neighbors fornicating or loud nightclubs? And why is it that we complain of the noise when we're here but miss it when we leave?
Ride the City Launches iPhone App
Website Ride the City debuted in 2008, integrating Google maps with data about ideal bike routes to let cyclists map a bike ride along as many bike paths as possible, or take their chances with the "fastest," most direct route. Now, with Google's own Bike Directions function breathing down their necks, Ride the City has launched their NYC iPhone app, making their site ideally portable.

