If you want to see what New York would look like during an apocalypse, but don't want to watch I Am Legend again, look no further than the ApocaLego pool on Flickr. As Boing Boing notes, it's one of the best Lego genres, "and one for which the Lego Group will never release a set." The destruction sometimes comes with a backstory (zombies, war, robot insurrection), and they're mostly the work of Kevin Fedde, who "builds some of the most detailed and creative ApocaLego dioramas around... [with] layers of intricate detail, making them seem almost plausible."
The Apocalpyse Comes To NYC... In LEGO Form
What Will You Do The Day Before The Rapture Wipes Us Out?
According to debunked doomsday prognosticator Harold Camping, tomorrow is the Rapture...again. Camping knows you doubt him, since no heathens burst into flames in 1994 or on May 21, which was his last prediction for Judgment Day 2011: Turn Off The Dark. But Camping assures that it'll happen this time—albeit "very very quietly," perhaps SO quietly you don't even notice anything happened at all. But instead of viewing all this cynically, maybe there's a half-glass-full way to appreciate our impending doom; after all, how many times in one life can you say for sure you know you only have one day to live?
The Rapture Always Rings Twice: Apocalypse Only 9 Days Away!
We've all become so enraptured with Occupy Wall Street and Beyonce's baby bump conspiracy that we've lost track of the most important non-news story of the year: our impending doom! But fresh off a stroke, debunked doomsday prognosticator Harold Camping is back to remind us that Judgment Day 2011: I Know What You Raptured Last Spring is only nine days away on October 21st. Since there are no billboards or Rapture mobiles to guide us this time, let's get all the lowdown straight from the Rapturologist's mouth.
Saturday Rapture Was "Invisible Judgment Day," Real Doomsday In October
Yesterday, "flabbergasted" Rapture predictor Harold Camping returned to his radio show to explain Saturday's anti-climax. Camping, as you may have heard, had predicted that the world would come to an end on Saturday at 6 p.m. everywhere. But just because you were able to blissfully fall asleep on the couch waiting for SNL last weekend doesn't mean we've been spared. What went down Saturday, Camping explains, was an "invisible judgment day... We know from the Bible God brought judgment day to bear on the whole world. And it will continue right up to October 21, 2011, and at that time the whole world will be destroyed."
Rapture Forecaster "Flabbergasted," But Mark Your Calendar For October 21st!
Debunked doomsday prognosticator Harold Camping finally answered the door of his compound last night to sheepishly acknowledge that the apocalypse was late. Harold Camping, the 89-year-old fundamentalist radio preacher who erroneously predicted that the Rapture would happen Saturday night at 6 p.m., told a reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle that he was "flabbergasted" the Rapture didn't happen. "It has been a really tough weekend," said Camping. Aw, it seems a Nelson "HA HA, life goes on!" is in order:
Heathens 1, Rapturists 0
Unless we've misunderstood the utterly convoluted biblical logic of Harold Camping's Judgment Day prophecy, we're pretty sure we won! Or, we've all been left behind. Regardless, there haven't been any more reports of earthquakes, so we feel pretty comfortable calling this one a win for non-cultists. Which means it's time for us all to face a much more realistic horror: Monday morning.
Mayor Bloomberg Looks At The Bright Side Of The Apocalypse
"If the world does end tomorrow alternate side parking will be suspended. Although I think alternate side parking will take on a whole different meaning, actually," the mayor said today.
Apocalypse Soon Enough: Rapturists, Zombies And Looting, Oh My!
We're now less than 54 hours away from Doomsday 2011: Get Judged Or Get Out! You've heard the prophecy of Family Radio preacher Harold Camping, you've seen the billboards and the caravans across town heralding the end of the world come May 21st—but have you actually started preparing for the Rapture?
No Plans For Judgment Day? Five Places To Watch The World End In NYC
An army of Christians have been sounding off about the End of Days lately (according to them, it's this Saturday May 21st... however, according to Buffy The Vampire Slayer, there's an apocalypse at least once a television season). Anyway, you've seen the subway posters and billboards... but have you made plans yet? Because Judgment Day is nearly upon us, and you don't want to be stuck at home eating leftovers. Here are our top five picks on where to watch in New York, and don't forget to send us your photos of true Christians floating to heaven (or tag them "Gothamist" on Flickr!).
Less Than 192 Hours To Go Until Doomsday, You Guys!
We've been seeing doomsday vehicles and end-of-days billboards all over the city for the last week, and now we know why: the minions of Family Radio have been going from city-to-city to spread their message of doom via Project Caravan, and from May 11-15, it's our turn to be saturated with their Judgment Day prophecy. Just yesterday, we saw four of them slowly crawling down the West Side Highway, like a family of apocalyptic lemmings!
End Of The World Trucks Drive Through Midtown!
As if we needed any more reminders that the Apocalypse is only nine days away since we saw that terrifying billboard hovering over the BQE last week, the End Times have been spotted cruising around Manhattan today. Reddit users have spotted the giant trucks (including the above left, which is from 48th and 6th), promoting the "awesome news" that the end of the world will be here in just a week from Saturday...on the same day that Chelsea Handler comes into town. Could it really just be a coincidence?
Billboard Over BQE Reminds Us: Only 17 Days Until The Apocalypse!
In the pantheon of controversial billboards, there seem to be a few which are very good at rattling people into hysterics, from ones which are adamantly anti-abortion, to the pro-atheist signs, to the Calvin Klein orgies. And then there are the Apocalyptic billboards, which have been springing up across the country all year in anticipation of Judgment Day. And now, one of these specters of the End Times is hovering over the BQE.
More Apocalypses Ahead, According To Some Movies
Almost 48 hours ago, Skynet self-activated, and the clock is a'tickin for us humanoids. In the spirit of all things destructive, we started thinking about some other mythical (or are they?) future dates to watch out for, in terms of the fate of humanity. The LA Times has rounded up "Thirteen Sci-Fi Dates That Tell Us To Fear The Future," from 2022—the year that Soylent Green invents a new, uh, foodstuff; to 2013 (coming up!), when Kevin Costner gets totally panned as a post-apocalyptic Postman. A world without email, and some other terrifying harbingers of doom, ahead:
Sign Of The Apocalypse: Gonorrhea Becoming Superbug?
Seeing as how April is STD Awareness Month, now might be an appropriate time to hit you with some terrifying awareness. Are you sitting down? Because researchers say that gonorrhea is increasingly developing resistance to all of the antibiotics we have to treat it. Does that mean it's becoming a (gulp) SUPERBUG? "This may be the harbinger of things to come. The resistance may be getting worse," said Dr. Kimberly Workowski, of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Division of STD Prevention. As if we needed yet another reason not to jump in the Gowanus Canal anytime soon.
Apocalypse Now: Skynet Becomes Self-Aware Tonight
Start planning now, because you have only a few scant hours left on this earth to accomplish whatever puny human goals you're clinging on to. No—it's not mysterious green goo, or birds falling from the sky, or a nine-month early New Year's—this one is serious.
Anyone who knows anything about the science, the future, and/or Arnold Schwarzenegger knows that as of 8:11 p.m. tonight, April 19th, 2011 Skynet, the military-designed artificial intelligence system, will become self-aware and turn against its human creators.
Rising Sea Levels: Let's Hope Greenland Melts Before Antarctica
Between the dead birds, mysterious falling goo, and the armed Zombie enthusiasts, 2012 and the destruction of all mankind seems right around the corner. So here's your weekly reminder that the Apocalypse isn't a patient mistress: according to a new report on sea level changes, New York is projected to experience a much greater sea level increase than other parts of the world.
And Now: Your "NYC Is Due For An Earthquake" Reminder
Here we go again! Following the devastating earthquake and tsunami that just hit Japan, it's time to hold the natural disaster mirror up to our own city, and pontificate upon when exactly we'll finally see Lady Liberty's head hurtling towards our shores. (Or whatever Hollywood version of the apocalypse you prefer.) Recently we reminded ourselves that New York City can be hit by an earthquake at any moment, and now the Daily News talks to more seismologists about the inevitability.
Courts Get Handy Guide for Controlling Rabble in Apocalypse
What if you're a judge trying to maintain some semblance of order during the last fitful days of civilization's collapse? How do you decide who gets the last batches of life-saving medicine in the event of a contagious disease outbreak? Is it okay to permit warrantless searches of homes? Is it inappropriate to wear a respirator mask in court? Does Randall Flagg really have the authority to overturn your decisions? All those questions and more are answered in a new guidebook (below) issued by New York State to prepare courts and health officials for the task of pointlessly extending civil government's last gasps in the wake of a devastating terrorist attack or mass epidemic. And would you believe the NYCLU does not approve?
Dying Star's Last Gift Could Be Endless Star Wars Jokes
Between the dead birds, the rising sea levels, mysterious falling goo, and Chloe Sevigny's dalliance with Pauly D, signs of the apocalypse seem to be popping up every week this year. Here's the latest omen: according to Dr. Brad Carter, Senior Lecturer of Physics at the University of Southern Queensland, we may be seeing a second sun in the sky...just in time for 2012!
New Sign Of The Apocalypse: Mysterious Green Goo?
At the start of 2011, the apocalypse officially got underway with a series of terrifying, inexplicable events, including thousands of birds falling from the sky, thousands of crabs washing ashore dead, and reports that sea levels are on the rise. Today, we may have a new addition to add to that web of doomsday tokens: a mysterious greenish-yellow goo fell from the sky onto the town of upstate Snyder, NY, leaving homes caked in the strange substance. And officials have yet to determine what caused it or where it came from.
Apocalyptic Clouds Pop Up Over the City
Hey everyone, we forgot that the Apocalypse was scheduled for today. Strollers are being frantically pushed to safety in Park Slope, the sky appears divided from the UWS, and things aren't looking so good for the commute home. Sadly, the clouds popping up are more threatening than the gorgeous mammatus clouds we saw earlier this summer. Send us your photos before it all goes down!

