An Upper West Side townhouse-owning couple's attempt to get the Supreme Court to revoke NYC's rent stabilization laws has failed, with the country's highest court declining to hear the case. Which means that James and Jeanne Harmon must keept their rent-stabilized tenant, who pays $1,000/month for a one-bedroom on West 76th Street, even though she's paying another $1,500/month for her Southampton home.
Supreme Court Refuses To Hear UWS $1,000/Month Rent-Stabilization Case
The Garden State Of Eden: Tim Tebow Moveth To Hoboken
Everyone's favorite Jets backup quarterback/meme generator Tim Tebow has found a place to live! Mark Sanchez's favorite exercise program has signed a lease deal to rent a two-bedroom apartment in Hoboken—just down the block from Giants QB and SNL host Eli Manning. Sanchez must feel like he dodged a holy bullet.
Now Bloomberg Doesn't Want You Smoking In Your Own Apartment
Mayor Bloomberg's successful campaign to turn smokers into animals is taking aim at your apartment today: Bloomberg is expected to announce legislation that would require residential buildings to adopt written policies on whether smoking is permitted or prohibited—likely greatly increasing the amount of non-smoking buildings in the city. "We think that people ought to know whether they might be exposed to second-hand smoke in their apartment before they decide whether to rent or buy," Dr. Thomas Farley, commissioner of the city's Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, told the Wall Street Journal.
Is This The Worst Apartment Rental Story Ever?
While we've been looking at apartments that make us a little jealous, there are plenty of nightmare abodes out there in the boroughs, and this latest one is a doozy. Over at Business Insider a woman writes about a $500/month apartment on Mott Street, between Grand and Hester, that she considered renting a few years ago. Some of the highlights:
NYC's Most Insane Real Estate Deal: $55/Month Rent-Controlled Apt In SoHo
We've seen $1,000/month rent-stabilized Upper West Side apartments; we know it's possible to get $400/month rent-stabilized apartments if you don't mind living in an SRO; we've even seen $331.76/month four-bedroom Village apartments. But never in our lives have we heard of this: a man pays $55.01/month for a one-bedroom at 5 Spring Street in SoHo. And his neighbor pays $71.23/month for his one-bedroom apartment. And of course, neither will be giving them up anytime soon.
Meow: Anne Hathaway Sinks Her Claws Into DUMBO
Anne Hathaway, the most recent incarnation of Catwoman, has moved to Brooklyn... from Brooklyn! That's right, Ms. Hathaway was living in Prospect Heights last year, but recently moved to a sleepier section of the borough: DUMBO. She and fiancé Adam Shulman have settled into 1 Main Street, and Curbed believes she's in unit 6K, "which seems to fit the bill of what she and Shulman were searching for—a 1BR with room for a home office going for $6,400 a month."
Article From 1929 Reveals... Manhattan Penthouses Were Never Cheap
In 1929 a NYC-based writer visited a penthouse for sale in Manhattan after hearing these dwellings were all the rage. Originally he believed penthouses were nothing more than "a little shack on a dingy roof," until visiting one himself.
Fancy Apartment Rents Are Crazier In Hong Kong, Tokyo, Moscow Than In NYC
The Economist has this chart showing rents for "high-end flats of the type commonly let by expatriates," and guess what, there are three cities that are more expensive than NYC when it comes to a three-bedroom apartment.
Apartment Voyeurism: The Hidden Cottage In East Williamsburg
Last month we asked to see your apartments. New Yorkers, including us, are voyeuristic creatures (admit it), and who doesn't love to see how their neighbors are living... even if it can lead to pangs of jealousy. Below is our second installment—and in case you missed last week's, about the woman who paid $500 total for two East Village apartments, click here (it'll only hurt a little).
Apartment Voyeurism: The Woman Who Paid $500 To Own TWO East Village Apartments
Two weeks ago we asked to see your apartments. New Yorkers, including us, are voyeuristic creatures (admit it), and who doesn't love to see how their neighbors are living... even if it can lead to pangs of jealousy. So here is our first installment, which comes with a pretty amazing story from Lisa R., dating back to 1980.
Yeah, This Apartment Has A Carsten Höller-esque Slide In It
The Carsten Höller slide at the New Museum is now long gone, so there's only one thing to do about the regret we feel from having never gone... and that is to become friends with whoever buys this East Village pad. This penthouse apartment just went on the market, and features a sculptural steel slide that connects the two floors—according to the Wall Street Journal, it will bring you from "the office with a wet bar on the upper level to the floor below."
How Much Is Barney Stinson's East 81st Street Apartment?
In the past we've looked at some unrealistic tv show (and movie) apartments, so how does Barney Stinson's Manhattan bachelor pad stack up? The How I Met Your Mother character (played by Neil Patrick Harris) lives the largest amongst the group of friends on the show, and today some people have been wondering how much his apartment costs.
Video: Meet The Nicest Man In The East Village, And Check Out His Digs
Now, this is the type of city home we love to see. The absolutely charming Anthony Pisano has been living in his East Village apartment for decades... and he usually leaves his door open. Anyone is welcome to drop by and come into his living space (which looks more like an antique shop), and he says no one has ever stolen a thing, though he has given some of his stuff away. Thankfully, filmmaking couple Kelsey Holtaway and Mark Cersosimo documented Pisano and his apartment—so go ahead and introduce yourself in the below video. And if you ever pass by his apartment, drop in, he'll likely be sitting out front.
Proud Of Your NYC Apartment? We Want To See It!
Real estate envy is alive and well in New York City, and we love to get peeks inside of people's living spaces. We've looked at apartments from 1978 and even from television shows, but now we want to look at your apartment, preferably if it's a particularly unique one.
Video: 1950s Couple Goes DIY On Their Lower East Side Apartment
We just stumbled upon this sweet vintage video on a trip down the Youtube rabbit hole, showing a Manhattan couple trying to make their tiny apartment into a livable space. People from the 1950s: they're just like us!
Russian Billionaire Supposedly Buys $8.35 Million CPW Pad For 22-Yr-Old Daughter's Security Detail
If you're a billionaire who bought your 22-year-old daughter an $88 million "weekend" apartment on Central Park West, it makes sense to buy her security detail an $8.35 million apartment in the same building. If you're Dmitry Rybolovlev, that is.
Live In Lady Gaga's Old LES Apartment, Or Be Her Current Neighbor!
Even if Lady Gaga can't go home again (really, she wasn't allowed back in to her old Lower East Side apartment earlier this year), you can! Citi Habitats has listed her old one-bedroom pad at 176 Stanton Street, for "just" $1,850/month. Shower where Lady Gaga showered! Do cocaine off the same surface that Lady Gaga snorted off of! LIVE THE DREAM. In a recent interview, she told Howard Stern, “I did [cocaine] all alone in my apartment, while I wrote music."
Billionaire Soros' 28-Yr-Old Girlfriend Sues Him For Not Giving Her An Apartment
If your 80-year-old billionaire activist investor boyfriend promises you a Manhattan apartment but ends up giving it to another woman—and tells you this over pillow talk—you should sue him, right? That's what 28-year-old Adriana Ferreyr is doing by filing a $50 million lawsuit against George Soros. However, Soros' spokesman says, "This is a blatant attempt to shake down George Soros. The lawsuit is frivolous and completely without merit."
Tenant Dearest: Faye Dunaway Fires Back At UES Apartment Eviction Lawsuit
Yesterday, the NY Times reported that an Upper East Side landlord was suing to evict Faye Dunaway, claiming that the Oscar-winning actress was not living in her rent-stabilized, one-bedroom walkup. Now, Dunaway has left three voicemail messages with the NY Times, explaining that her landlord can't sue to evict her...'cause she's not even living there anymore.
Here's The Queens Apartment Where Weiner Sent Topless, Pussy Photos
- Here's proof that Rep. Anthony Weiner wasn't sending his sext partners messages and photos from his Congressional office—at least some of the disclosed photographs were taken from the Forest Hills, Queens apartment he shares with (now pregnant) wife Huma Abedin. The couple had put the two-bedroom condo on the market, but the Post said they "suddenly yanked the condo off the selling block a few days ago, said a broker with Madeleine Realty, which was handling the sale." If you look at the listing photographs, you'll notice some things:
- The same filing cabinet appears in the "topless" photograph as in the listing's study/second bedroom photo.
- Another listing photo of the study shows a PC—with a webcam—opposite the filing cabinet.
- The couch and shelf in the "Me and the pussys" photograph is the same as the couch and shelf in the living room listing photograph.
Are You Impressed With This Folding Apartment On The Upper West Side?
Eric Schneider may have transformed his 450-square-foot studio apartment in Manhattan with the help of some architects and a giant blue... thing, but that's totally not impressive if you know about Gary Chang's 344-square-foot "green" apartment in Hong Kong, that he gorgeously altered to encapsulate 24 separate rooms. Take a look (it glows!):
Video: Woman Shows Off 90-Square-Foot Apartment
The below video is making the rounds today (and, no, it's not an April Fool's joke), which shows a woman giving a tour of her studio apartment... all 90-square-feet of it. That's smaller than the previously proclaimed smallest apartment in New York! Felice Cohen (who we mentioned a year before this video was made—so she's been in there for quite some time!), has traded in not having a kitchen for being one block from Central Park, and having other city luxuries that are right outside her front door. Take a look at what $700 will get you on the Upper West Side:
How Much To Rent This Knit Apartment?
Olek, she who adorned the Wall Street bull in colorful knit, has gone and knit an entire apartment. There is officially nothing left to knit now. Her crocheted knit digs are actually at the Christopher Henry Gallery (and will be there through May), and according to Animal includes a knit dildo, a knit toilet, and just about anything you'd find in a typical New Yorker's apartment. This is possibly the only extra small apartment a real estate agent could list in this city where the term "cozy" would actually mean cozy! Check out more photos here.
Private Residences Last Frontier in Anti-Smoking Crusade
Now that we've banished smokers from our beaches, pedestrian plazas, parks, automobiles carrying children, dreams, bars, novels, restaurants, sidewalks, thoughts, and fantasies, one last hurdle remains: ridding ourselves of those untouchables who still light up behind closed doors. Today the Wall Street Journal reports that a number of co-ops and condos are planning votes to ban smoking inside private residences, man.
How To Get a $400 Rent-Stabilized Apartment
Generally, we think of rent stabilized apartments as the dominion of the politically-connected, the corrupt, the elderly, and the damn lucky, no good relatives of those elderly. But just as with the island, there are certain loopholes a savvy person can use to get their very own rent-stabilized apartment!
Upper East Side Neighbor Refuses To Be Vampire Bat
In his poem Mending Wall, Robert Frost wrote, "Good fences make good neighbors." But in New York City, you usually don't have fences, just thin walls, which makes being a good neighbor a little more difficult. The Lexiphane shared this photograph with us and writes, "Neighbors in NYC walk-up apartment buildings live in close proximity to each other, and yet are separated by schedules and doors. There is a forced intimacy to apartment building living that can lead to over-brimming frustration, and yet there is a practical physical estrangement that reduces neighbor-to-neighbor confrontations to strongly worded notes left in hallways for all to see."
New York City: We Need The Keys To Your Apartment
A little insight into that beach home (we're told it's a Cape Codder!) on 1st Street and 1st Avenue. You know the one. Little is known about it but we recently discovered the following:
Handcuffs, Ball Gag, Whip Found In Craigslist "Sex Slave" Apartment
There are more details about the alleged rape and imprisonment of a Wisconsin woman in a Brooklyn apartment. The Brooklyn Paper reports, "When police arrived, they found [suspect John] Hopkins and his victim as well as bolts on the ceiling, a rope on the floor, and a bag by the bed with a pair of handcuffs, a ball gag, a whip and several other sex toys, according to sources."
Free Brooklyn Craigslist Digs Turn Into Sex Slavery Nightmare
A too-good-to-be-true offer of a free room in a Brooklyn apartment turned out to be how a man allegedly lured a Wisconsin woman to his East Williamsburg home, where he is accused of beating, chaining her to a radiator and raping her. John Hopkins, 45, was charged with rape, assault and unlawful imprisonment.

