When you are a second generation governor with excellent approval ratings and awhile to go before a viable space opens up in the White House, what to do? Why, if your name is Andrew Cuomo you write a book! A book about being governor, specifically.
Fifty Shades Of Cuomo? Governor Writing A Governing Guide
Governor Cuomo Doesn't Ride The Subway, So What?
Andrew Cuomo is not a straphanger. In news that shouldn't really surprise anyone, the Governor, who splits most of his time between Westchester and Albany, has admitted he hasn't taken the subway since taking office. Mayor Bloomberg, who gets driven 22 blocks when he deigns to ride underground, probably loves this.
Ex-Governor Paterson To Replace Paul McCartney's Wife On MTA Board
Former Governor Paterson will be joining the MTA board, filling the vacancy left by Nancy Shevell, who resigned from the board in January after marrying Paul McCartney. Since wrapping up his three-year, scandal-plagued term as Governor, Paterson has been keeping a lower profile, teaching a college class and hosting a daily talk-radio show on WOR-AM. The Daily News reports that Governor Cuomo is expected to announce the appointment today—the position is unpaid, but Paterson seems thrilled.
Cuomo Staff Keeps Tabs On "Snarky" Reporters, Okay?
Are you shocked that Governor Cuomo, our current popular governor, has been keeping tabs on negative reporters? According to Buzzfeed, appears that Andrew Cuomo has had his Communications team collect a political reporter's non-positive postings into a "GENERALLY SNARKY" file (in this case, the writings of Albany political reporter Elizabeth Benjamin of Capital Tonight)... which also sounds like what Communications teams do? At least they weren't taking reporter's DNA!
Manhattan Casinos Are Not In The Cards
The recent action out of Albany wasn't all about DNA databanks and pension reform. There was also much wheeling and dealing to bring Governor Andrew Cuomo's dream of non-Indian New York casinos closer to fruition. But even if gambling does get legalized here (and there are still many hoops to get through) don't expect to see a casino open in Times Square.
CSI New York: NY State Giant Criminal DNA Database Is Happening
Something to think about the next time you mull committing a crime: Albany lawmakers have agreed to Governor's Cuomo plan to create the most expansive DNA database in the country. As in everyone convicted of a crime will have to submit their DNA to the state. Well, there is one exception looking likely: Those found with small amounts of marijuana should be allowed to skip the swab.
O Brother Where Art Thou: Gov. Cuomo Begs For More Twitter Followers
Hydrofracking, teacher evaluations, pedestrian murders—Gov. Andrew Cuomo may have one of the most important jobs in the state, but it isn't always the most fascinating one. Lacking the plucky attitude of Mayor Bloomberg or the Popeye grin of Ray Kelly, Cuomo is the least colorful of our major NY public figures (unless you share his love for hot rods). So we find it kind of sad that he felt the need to publicly ask his much more popular brother, ABC anchor Chris Cuomo, for help getting more Twitter followers.
Steamrolling! Cuomo Forces Compromise On Teacher Evaluations
Andrew Cuomo is a very popular governor and apparently that means that what he wants, he gets. So when Cuomo says he wants teacher evaluations across the state—he gets them. Yup, Cuomo announced earlier today a compromise with the teachers union on evaluations. Nothing like threatening to just write some rules yourself without input to get people moving!
Albany In No Hurry To Decide Hydrofracking Debate
Oil and gas companies spent millions of dollars on lobbying Albany to make a decision on hydrofracking, but the state doesn't seem any closer to allowing the practice and all sides are urging caution. "I wouldn't say it's a given," Republican state senator and hydrofracking advocate Tom Libous tells the Times. "Economically, we need it desperately. But at the end of the day, if the scientists and geologists at the D.E.C. say 'this is not a good thing to do,' I'm not going to challenge it." Did the earth just shift, or what?
Walkers Beware: Cuomo Drivers Hit 2 Pedestrians In 2 Days
Is Governor Cuomo the new Joe Biden? Or, let's rephrase that, did Governor Cuomo inherit our Veep's drivers? Because for the second time in two days his drivers have gone and hit pedestrians near the home he shares in Westchester with Semi-First Lady Sandra Lee.
Cuomo's 2012 Budget Is Hot For Teacher (Evaluations)
Fresh from his gambling-happy State of the State address Governor Cuomo today introduced his $132.5 billion 2012 budget and while it is less agressive than last year's slice and dice budget it still manages to be tough on unions. Teacher evaluations sure look like the future in New York State!
Coney Island Casinos? Marty Markowitz Can't Wait To Double Down
With the success of the Aqueduct "Racino" last year there is a serious political push, headed by Governor Cuomo, to bring real casinos to New York State. And you know who really likes the idea? Brooklyn mascot and third-term Beep Marty Markowitz, who really wants to bring Casino's to the boardwalk. Craps on Coney, anyone?
Gentleman Scholar Carl Paladino Says Cuomo "Didn't Solve Sh@t"
Carl Paladino is not only Pope Benedict's #1 stunt double, but a reasonable man who holds his tongue unless he absolutely must speak out against injustice. But in an interview with the Observer today, it's the media's misguided lionization of Cuomo for largely bridging a $10 million deficit that forces Paladino's tongue to once again, utter truth. "He didn’t do anything. What did he do? He contrived a $10 billion deficit, you guys never inquired as to why
He didn’t solve sh@t, but you guys made him a hero.” Perhaps Cuomo didn't solve it because he was too busy bathing in it?
Big Brother Cuomo Wants DNA From Jaywalkers, Farebeaters
Governor Cuomo's State of the State speech was chock-full of curious incursions into New Yorker's privacy. And we aren't just talking about the whole fingerprinting folks who want food stamps debate. Oh, no. Slipped in there amidst all that gambling talk was also a plan to make New York the first state in the country to collect DNA from anyone convicted of a crime here. And that includes misdemeanors like jumping turnstiles.
Aqueduct Racino Pulls In $90 Million In Two Months
How much is a crushing pall of slot machine-induced sadness in Queens worth? $90 million over two months, to be exact. The Daily News reports that's what the Aqueduct racino earned from October 28 through December 31, making more than five upstate racinos did all year. As any compulsive gambler knows, the only thing to do when you're on a winning streak that can't possibly be stopped is to double down.
Governor Cuomo Gambles On Gambling At State Of The State
Governor Andrew Cuomo gave his State of the State today, vowing to make 2012 the year "we must transform our government to once again become the progressive capital of our nation." He proposed a $1 billion economic development package for Buffalo, which has the third-highest poverty rate in the country, abolishing the state's requirements for fingerprinting food stamp recipients, deemed himself the "student's lobbyist," and pitched a slew of environmental and energy improvements. But Cuomo was also mum about transportation, spoke glowingly of legalizing gambling, declined to read his brief remarks on hydraulic fracturing, and announced an ambitious plan to build the world's largest convention center at the Aquaduct Racetrack.
Video: Pedro Espada's Thinly Veiled "King Cuomo" Attack Ad UNLEASHED
Last we checked in on deposed Bronxchester State Senator Pedro Espada Jr., he was using his downtime since being voted out of power to fight charges that he embezzled more than half a million dollars from Soundview Health Care, the Bronx nonprofit health care network he founded. Just under 200 patients, employees and Bronx residents staged a rally for Soundview on the border of Mt. Kisco and New Castle, a few miles from Gov. Andrew Cuomo's suburban home yesterday, but Espada was nowhere to be found (despite promises he would be there). However, his fingerprints are all over a new anti-"King Cuomo" attack ad Soundview released today.
Hydrofracking Probable Cause Of Ohio's Eleven Earthquakes
New Yorkers have until January 11 to tell the Department of Environmental Conservation how they feel about hydrofracking, and the results of the practice in Ohio should light up their switchboards. Usually Ohio's most dangerous faults are Drew Carey-related, but it has experienced eleven earthquakes since March. Although all of them were minor, the most recent on Saturday was a 4.0 magnitude, and according to the Times the state has ordered gas companies to stop injecting "millions of gallons of brine and other waste liquids" into the ground near Youngstown until scientists can pinpoint what was going on.
More Accessible Cabs And Legal Livery Street Hails Coming!
Taxis for everyone! Last night, Governor Cuomo announced that an agreement had been reached in the previously stalled plan to bring legal street-hail livery cabs to the outer boroughs and upper Manhattan. And while he was at it, Cuomo has strong armed the taxi industry into including more handicapped vehicles (even if the city says it doesn't have an "obligation" to serve them). The new class of livery cabs (with meters, credit card readers and roof lights) and the thousands of new taxi medallions the city wants to sell will hit the streets next year.
Cuomo Offering Ultimatum On Soon-To-Expire Taxi Bill
Governor Cuomo has two more days to sign Mayor Bloomberg's taxi bill that would put 1,500 more yellow cabs in the city, allow livery cabs to pick up street fares almost everywhere in the city and (in thoery) generate more than $1 billion in revenue. But Cuomo has pushed back against the legislation, countering that it doesn't do enough to provide cabs for the disabled. According to the Daily News, Cuomo spent the weekend devising a plan that he finds acceptable, or the legislature can try their luck in January. "This could be 'Gov. Steamroller again steamrolling on behalf of the yellow cab medallion owners who oppose the bill," one statehouse source said.
Cuomo Brokers Upstate Yogurt Peace Deal
Greek yogurt enthusiasts were heartened when they read a press release from Governor Cuomo's office yesterday, thanking two upstate mayors "for coming together to resolve" the Great Fage Yogurt Factory Dispute Of 2011. The towns of Johnstown and Gloversville were squabbling about the factory, but the Steamroller got involved and got them to make peace and let the delicious, rich yogurt project move forward. Interesting, apparently Cuomo heard about the two towns' spat by watching the TV.
Say Something: Cuomo Introduces A JoePa Bill To Help Stop Child Sex Abuse
In the wake of the ongoing sex abuse scandals at Penn State and Syracuse, politicians around the country have been trying to figure out how to cover themselves and make it easier to punish those who don't report pedophiles working in youth sports situations. Call the resulting legislation JoePa laws if you want, the latest to trot one out is no less than our very own governor, Andrew Cuomo. Today his office proposed a new bill that would make coaches at high schools and universities in New York mandatory reporters of child sex abuse.
Cuomo Shows Off Political Muscle In Passing Tax Reform
After changing his mind on changing taxes and signaling he wanted to raise taxes for the wealthy just over the weekend, Governor Cuomo ushered in tax cuts for the middle class and a tax hike for the wealthy. Passed by the State Senate (unanimously!) and Assembly last night, the NY Times notes, "The remarkably rapid progress of the tax revisions — without a single public hearing or town-hall-style meeting — provided the most striking illustration to date of Mr. Cuomo’s policymaking strategy: information is tightly controlled, negotiations are carried out behind closed doors and the debate is limited to just a few people."
Hoping For Handicap Cabs, Cuomo Could Hold Up Livery Street Hail Bill
If Mayor Bloomberg really wants his plan to make it legal for livery cabs to pick up street hails to make it out of Albany, the TLC may finally have to do something about its horrendous treatment of the handicapped. Back in June the Mayor's plan got the go-ahead and just needed Andrew Cuomo's stamp. But now it seems the Gov is witholding approval unless the additional 1,500 highly-lucrative taxi medallions that would come with the bill are all required to be handicap-accessible.
Governor Cuomo Warms Up To Higher Taxes On The Rich & Breaks For The Middle Class
Though he's couched his opposition to the renewal of the "Millionaire's Tax" in the lofty language of personal conviction, Governor Cuomo appears to be warming up to the idea of bringing more "fairness" to the tax code in order to bolster an anemic state budget. The Times reports that Democrats in the State Assembly were warned that the governor may call a special session of the legislature on Tuesday, and sources say "leaders were discussing the creation of new tax brackets that would allow them to apply higher tax rates to the state’s top earners" while giving middle-class families a tax cut. Perhaps the governor cares more about polling than he initially let on.
Cuomo, Albany Take Cash In Hydrofracking Lobbying Bonanza
Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo recently responded to the contentious hydrofracking issue by acknowledging that "the temperature is high. We have a process. Let's get the facts. Let the science and the facts make the determination, not emotion and not politics." But what about money? With $3.2 million spent by industry lobbyists in Albany last year so far dwarfing the $800K spent by environmental groups, it would appear that the gas companies are controlling the temperature. Who needs Indian Point, anyway?
Smokin' Joe Namath Gives Puffers An Illicit Itch On LIRR Platforms
As numerous studies have shown, smoking cigarettes is one of the coolest activities in the world. The only thing cooler than smoking is taking illicit puffs after a lushy celebrity tells you not to. After a smoking ban on LIRR platforms went into effect yesterday, the Post found a smoker who was lighting up with gusto, despite the audio announcements telling him it was illegal. "Joe Namath just told me I couldn't smoke, so I wanted to," a 28-year-old man said at the Hicksville station. No word on whether Katie Couric will track him down and tell him what an awful person he is.
It's Official: Your New MTA Chairman Is Joe Lhota
As had been predicted Governor Andrew Cuomo today announced that the new head of the MTA will be Joseph Lhota, a former deputy mayor under Giuliani and current executive at Madison Square Garden. He'll be replacing current Chairman Jay Walder, who is leaving to seek his fortunes in Hong Kong. In addition to Lhota, Cuomo is also appointing Nuria Fernandez, a transit exec who's worked in Chicago and DC, as the Administration's chief operating officer, the second-highest position there not to mention Karen Rae as his new deputy secretary of transportation. And people seem okay with the choices!
Cuomo Compares His Opposition To "Millionaire's Tax" To His Father's Death Penalty Stance
It doesn't matter if 72% of New York voters want the "Millionaire's Tax" reinstated, Governor Cuomo doesn't necessarily care what you people think. "The fact that everybody wants it, that doesn't mean all that much," Cuomo told the Times at a press conference. The governor also noted that his father opposed the death penalty when many voters supported it. “Reporters would say, ‘Well, people want it,’” Cuomo said. “And the point was, you know, we don’t electyou can’t just have as a governor a big poll-taking machine, right? And we take a poll, and whatever the poll says, that’s what we do." Except when we're talking casinos.
New Data: Cellphone Distraction Caused Most Crashes In August
According to new data released by the NYPD, the biggest cause of car crashes in August of this year was "Driver Inattention/Distraction" caused by people being unable to resist looking at their phone to find out that the girl they used to wait tables with in high school is engaged. 11% of the 16,784 accidents (or 1,877 crashes) were due to people not paying attention while driving, while "Following Too Closely" was the next highest cause (812), along with "Failure To Yield Right of Way" (629). Councilwoman Jessica Lappin sponsored the law that made the information public, and tells the Daily News, "I still see people talking on their phone and texting while driving when they are stopped at a red light."

