Ladies and gentlemen, it's open season on no-good cheating lowlifes, at least over the river in Jersey, where a man caught cheating on his wife because of a GPS tracker she stashed in the car has lost a lawsuit against the private investigator who caught him. The cheater in question was Gloucester County sheriff Kenneth Villanova, whose wife at the time began to suspect him of infidelity in 2007. more ›

Just last week we learned that Newt Gingrich would soon be "imposing" his fantastic solutions on us in 2012. One of those solutions was "a balanced budget," which we thought meant "not racking up large amounts of debt" but what Newt clarified today actually means "SHUT. UP. There's a sale at Tiffany's!" more ›

While a certain New Jersey governor continues to dally while our country lies in ruins, American Patriot, "mid-70s' ladies man," and Reese's peanut butter cup junkie Newt Gingrich is not afraid to take charge and win back the White House. The Atlanta-Journal Constitution is reporting that Gingrich will take to Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday and announce his candidacy to be the President of losing to Obama, followed by what is sure to be a white-knuckle interview with Sean Hannity that night on FOX. more ›

After receiving a report about a break-in at the Woods III condominium complex in Peekskill yesterday morning, police responded to the home shortly after 8:30 a.m. to conduct a search. And they say it didn't take long to turn up one Lizbeth Hernandez, 47, hiding in the closet with a large carving knife and a roll of duct tape. Surprise! more ›

Though Suzanne Corona is only the 13th New Yorker to be charged with adultery since 1972, Officer Eric Hill of the Batavia police told the Democrat and Chronicle, “It’s not very often you have people engaging in sexual activity in a park in broad daylight. This particular circumstance met all the criteria for the charge." Corona, 41, was arrested on Friday with her 29-year-old coworker for public lewdness, after a mother saw the two getting it on on a picnic table in Batavia's Farrall Park. But because Corona is a married woman with children, police slapped on adultery charges as well. more ›

[UPDATE BELOW] A woman who reportedly had an eight-and-a-half year affair with the married head of a major technology company purchased at least three Manhattan billboards in an attempt to shame the man. Ads showing Oracle President Charles Phillips posing with his mistress YaVaughnie Wilkins with the quote "'You are my soulmate forever!' - cep" have been posted at the corners of 45th Street and Third Avenue, 49th Street and 7th Avenue, 52nd Street and Broadway, as well as locations in Atlanta and San Francisco. more ›

Ladies, if your husband is taking you to the Four Seasons on February 14th, you might want to consider staking out the restaurant on the 13th. Co-owner Julian Niccolini tells Gourmet that night is always just as busy as V-Day, because that's when high rollers bring in the other women for an adulterous dinner. The article is full of other V-Day dos and don'ts, such as please don't make your marriage proposal in a restaurant! At Gramercy Tavern, a woman once asked a man to marry her, and when he said no, she stood up, started cursing, and began throwing plates. A waiter tells Gourmet, "Clearly, he made the right choice." And if you must propose while dining, don't hide the ring in the food! An engagement ring embedded in a woman's crème brûlée was swallowed before her boyfriend could pop the question. "Our first hug was the Heimlich maneuver," he recalls. more ›

During his first full day as Governor, David Paterson and his wife Michelle held a press conference discussing their infidelities, with Paterson explaining, "I didn't want it hanging over my head. I didn't want to be compromised." Honest? Yes. Bizarre? that too! more ›