Remember way back in August, when Abercrombie & Fitch launched a convoluted publicity stunt to pay Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino not to wear their clothes? Well, turns out Sitch didn't think the little joke was too funny, and to prove it, he's suing the mall standby for $4 million. more ›

A day after Abercrombie & Fitch thrust their sweatpants into the public eye by jokingly asking The Situation not to wear their clothes, the retailer's stock hit a new low, falling a whopping nine percent (natch, it's doing worse today). But at least MTV was into it! more ›

Abercrombie & Fitch, the store that once made a padded bra for seven-year-olds, apparently has some standards for who they think should be representing the brand. And The Situation is just not cutting it, even if Abercrombie & Sitch seems like the perfect fit. more ›

Et tu, Situation? Just days after Vinny's departure from the Jersey Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has allegedly left the Seaside Heights house after he "got into a quarrel during filming... ripped off his microphone, and stormed off the set." more ›

Out magazine, "the world’s leading gay fashion and lifestyle brand," has just added pint-sized Cheetoh Snooki to their official Hot List, but before giving her the honor, they grilled her on Pressing Life Issues, most notably, "Which Jersey Shore guy is the gayest?" (All of them?) more ›

Last week, we were introduced to Frank "The Confrontation" Sorrentino, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's angry, scary dad who's been busy posting angry rants about his son across the internet in advance of his tell-all book. Today, TMZ reports that The Situation is not taking the situation lying down, and is threatening to sue his dad if the old man doesn't quit. more ›

We've learned a lot about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino in the past few years: he used to be a stripper, is the proud creator of a very popular "Grenade dodger" app, and he makes an obscene amount of money. Today, we catch a glimpse of The Situation's home life, courtesy of a series of totally terrifying videos—pretty much all of which are NSFW, unless you have headphones—from his dad Frank Sorrentino, who is also writing a tell-all book called "Confrontation With The Situation." more ›

The Italians are preparing for the invasion of Snooki & Co., who will be filming their next season of Jersey Shore in Italy soon. The mayor of Florence has already given the cast a list of strict rules, and now the Istituto Lorenzo de' Medici has warned its students that they should avoid the cast at all costs when they come to film at the school. According to TMZ, a letter to those residing in a student housing building that the cast will use, reads: more ›

It seems that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has outgrown his tanned cohorts and free trips to Italy. According to E!, he doesn't even want to be a TV star anymore. "Maybe another year or so of reality, and then I'm gonna graduate to movies," he told them. "It's like Michael Jordan. There's only so long you can keep winning them rings." Does this mean The Situation is going to be in a Space Jam remake?! more ›

In October there was a rumor going around that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (of Jersey Shore fame) would be pairing up with The Plaza and possibly becoming a partner and the face of a luxury gym there. But apparently the posh hotel, and national landmark, had enough bad press from the Charlie Sheen incident, and now the NY Post reports that the reality fameball won't be G, T, or L'ing there anytime soon. In fact, he "has been barred from getting involved"! more ›

MTV, take note: the city's kindergartners are obsessed with the Jersey Shore. Yesterday, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was at the Borders book store in Midtown, signing copies of what will surely be a Pulitzer contender, "Here’s the Situation: A Guide To Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting In Your GTL on the Jersey Shore." And among those in line were twin 5-year-olds Amanda and Taylor, whose mother brought them all the way from Middle Village to see the "star." “When the girls woke up for school this morning, they asked if today was the day they were going to see The Situation,” their mother, Jennifer Rup, told the Post. “Taylor thinks he’s sexy, and Amanda likes his stomach.” Five-year-olds know what "sexy" is? more ›

Apparently Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino isn't the only one that has a special way with the ladies; his 31-year-old brother Marc has now been served with a misdemeanor complaint after allegedly punching a girl in the stomach. According to the Daily News, Marc was partying with his Jersey Shore brother at a club in Manhattan on October 20th, where he met a woman and convinced her to come all the way back to his Howell, NJ home. more ›

Jersey Shore may be in between seasons right now, but people are still talking about it... specifically, Annabelle DeSisto, one of the ladies who was lured back to the cast's Miami pad by Mike Sorrentino, a full grown adult who has given himself the nickname "The Situation." more ›

The Plaza hotel, in all its French Renaissance château-style glory, opened in 1907, and since then has become a National Historic Landmark. The Beatles stayed there, Truman Capote hosted his Black & White Ball in its Grand Ballroom... so of course the next logical move is to get Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on board as some sort of face for the iconic building. more ›

Oh hey, Pauly D and his hair have landed some sort of Jersey Shore spin-off show, which will also air on MTV. Will it be as good as Sesame Shore? No, it will not. more ›

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of MTV's Jersey Shore has been cashing in on his 15 minutes with a new iPhone app that's among Apple's top 10 highest grossing apps ever. The $4.99 app lets users find GTL locations in their area, play a "Grenade Doger" video game, and a link to email him with questions about any situation you may be encountering. Sadly, it won't tell you how to get the rock hard abs needed to rock the new Situation-inspired tank top. For that you'll need to buy his workout video. more ›

Okay, if you had to be a cast member of Jersey Shore for Halloween, which one would it be? Ricky's is offering up a few choices: Snooki, Pauly D, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. As you can tell by looking at these things, there are a few problems! Namely: they are clearly not tan enough, Snooki looks like Teresa Guidice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and for some reason The Situation comes in two sizes. Maybe the non-six-pack version is The High School Situation (turtleneck not included)? more ›

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stands to earn about $5MM this year, or as we like to think of it: $833K per pack of his six-pack abs. And yes, it's unfair. A source familiar with the 29-year-old Jersey Shore star's finances told The Hollywood Reporter about his earnings, and his manager told the site, "We are really excited about all the opportunities coming Mike's way..." more ›

Last night Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino took a break from the GTL routine and dropped a little BP knowledge for Vulture. That is, after parroting back their question about the oil spill didn't make it go away, he was forced express his deep thoughts on the crisis in the Gulf. This all went down at Marquee, natch. more ›

People, today is Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's 28th birthday. The Star-Ledger caught up with the six-pack specialist at a recent GNC event in NYC and found out that when Jersey Shore is not filming, he binges (Doritos! Oreos!) and that he expects to be in movies by the time he's 30. And he says this about Jersey Shore's upcoming second season, "It's almost like a movie. There's so much drama and action and hookups and break-ups and make-ups." more ›

Even the Brooklyn Cyclones aren't immune to the Jersey Shore cast. The team announced that on July 21 they'll be hosting "Jersey? Sure!" Night, which will include a giveaway of mesh jerseys featuring the team’s mascot, Sandy the Seagull, fist-pumping! And that's not even the best part... more ›

Last night Snooki Twittered "LMAO" with a link... so obviously something hilarious was awaiting us just a click away. And sure enough... it was this Funny or Die skit that she, The Situation and Pauly D recently did. While it may be hilarious to see them try to step outside of their fist-pumping selves for a moment... in all seriousness, this Jersey Shore craze is going to end before they, like, actually get famous, right? more ›