The preponderance of big chain stores on the Upper West Side could be severely reversed under a plan introduced by the Department of City Planning. Acting on concerns from the Upper West Side community and elected officials, the city is considering rezoning part of the neighborhood to create two Special Enhanced Commercial Districts. Each of these zones would limit the frontage of new and expanding banks and residential lobbies along Broadway, Amsterdam and Columbus Avenues. Overall store size would not be restricted, so big chains could still burrow underground, but city planners argue that "over time the general multi-store character of Amsterdam and Columbus avenues would be maintained, while promoting a more varied and active retail environment on Broadway."
City May Rezone Upper West Side To Drive Chain Stores Away (Or Underground)
Bloomberg's 2013 Budget Spends More On Tree Planting Than Science Campus
Mayor Bloomberg seemed less ominous than recent years in announcing his $68.7 billion preliminary budget for the 2013 Fiscal Year yesterday, which is balanced as required by law and doesn't feature any tax hikes or layoffs of teachers or cops. Rocking a blue V-neck sweater in honor of the Giants' Super Bowl bid, Bloomberg told reporters, "Cities across the country have struggled to keep their heads above water - laying off teachers, police officers, or firefighters, with a few even having to declare bankruptcy,” said Mayor Bloomberg. “We’ve avoided those painful steps, because we spent years planning ahead, made government more efficient and saved for a rainy day."
Torrisi Italian Specialties Guys Eye Tavern On The Green
The owners of the hot and trendy restaurants Torrisi Italian Specialties and Parm are among the restaurateurs sniffing around the dessicated corpse of Tavern on the Green, which the Parks Department showed off to potential operators today. "We’re taking it all in," Torrisi co-owner Zalaznick told City Room during the tour this morning. "The question is how casual they’ll let the restaurant be. It used to be a pretty formal place." During the tour and Q&A that followed, the Parks Department let it be known that they do indeed want the new iteration of Tavern to be casual and accessible. The city is spending $10 million to renovate and shrink it, and the Wall Street Journal reports that Assistant Parks Commissioner Betsy Smith made it clear that the new Tavern should be "a moderately priced restaurant" that's not as "fanciful and glitzy as before."
Cool Map: See How Much Energy Your NYC Block Consumes
Take a look at this interactive map of NYC's annual energy consumption by block. It's by Vijay Modi, a professor of mechanical engineering at Columbia University, and graduate student Bianca Howard. According to Metropolis, "Their research allows New Yorkers to get a rough idea of how much energy is used inside their homes, offices and businesses — and it offers a peek into the building next door, down the street and across the city. The goal of the project is to take some of the mystery out of energy usage."
New Yorkers Aren't "Friendly" Enough, Say Sensitive Readers Of Irrelevant Magazine
If it's the third week of January, it's time for media outlets to regurgitate Travel & Leisure's annual reader survey of America's "favorite" cities. Bite-size tabloid AM New York was quick to cough up a cover story today about how we're just not that friendly, and the Daily News also reports that "out-of-towners have ranked New York as the No. 1 city — in rudeness." But as we pointed out last time this bullshit survey resurfaced, the word "rude" isn't part of Travel & Leisure's survey, which ranks cities by how friendly its residents are. And just because you're not perceived as "friendly" doesn't mean you're rude! For instance, it might mean you're simply busy and don't have time to cheerfully pour iced tea for every needy hayseed tourist blocking the tourist lane.
Big On Broadway: Map Of Twitter's NYC Traffic
Eric Fischer created a map showing Twitter traffic based on location, noting, "Broadway as the spine is not difficult to believe. Data from the Twitter streaming API (10000 points, 30000 vectors). Base map from OpenStreetMap, CC-BY-SA." Basically, it follows the city's biggest—and apparently most connected—corridors.
Seriously, Though: What The Hell Happened To That Subway Opossum?
Yesterday life in New York City ground to a halt as New Yorkers pondered the possibility that the next time they ride the subway, there might very well be an opossum snarling under their seats. The story went viral, but it seems none of the online articles have any new information about the animal's fate, beyond what the Times reported. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne told the Times that animal control agents met the train in a subway yard next to the Grand Concourse in the Bronx... but Richard Gentles, the spokesman for Animal Care & Control, tells us, "AC&C was not involved in the removal of an opossum from a subway train on Friday, nor was one delivered to the shelter."
Man Struck By Car On FDR Drive Dies From Injuries
On Wednesday around 11:30 p.m., a taxi cab passenger, apparently frustrated that the cab was stuck in traffic on the FDR, jumped out and was struck by a minivan. Now, the Daily News reports that the victim, Lower East Side boutique owner Mehdi Kabbaj, died from his injuries.
Gun-Toting 9/11 Tourist Had Some "Powder" In Her Purse, Too
On December 22, 39-year-old Tennesseean Meredith Graves brought her loaded .38 pistol in her purse to the 9/11 Memorial and, after she asked a guard if there was a place she could check it, was promptly arrested. She posted bail on Wednesday and yesterday at least one local pol started pushing for lenience (she faces a minimum sentence of 3 1/2 years on a single felony weapons-possession charge) since her gun was properly registered in her home state. Also, police say that besides the gun Graves, a fourth-year medical student, had "two envelopes of what they suspected to be cocaine" in her purse.
Don't Bring Your Gun To The 9/11 Memorial
Look, tourists? We love you. All 50 million of you. But you can't keep bringing your guns to our attractions. You can't bring them to the top of the Empire State Building and you certainly can't bring them into the 9/11 Memorial—as one Tennessee woman learned last week.
Non-New Yorkers Die Sooner Than Their Betters In NYC
Well, it seems there's some consolation for those of you who choose to reside anywhere other than the greatest city in America! Non-New Yorkers can least look forward to their baffling, blinkered lives ending sooner than if they'd actually followed their dreams in the big city. At a press conference at a Bronx maternity ward today, Mayor Bloomberg announced that babies born in NYC in 2009 have an average life expectancy of 80.6 years, nearly two and a half years more than the most recently reported national rate of 78.2 years. And though there's no official research on this, it's safe to assume that those extra two and a half golden years in NYC are packed with mindblowing sex and prolific novel-writing.
Southern Baptists To NYC: You Need Our Help
After decades of focusing their expansion efforts on the suburbs, a growing number of Southern Baptists are flocking to northeast cites for what's known as "church planting," or establishing new congregations in wicked Godless places. And NYC, with its gambling and bars that sell spirits til the ungodly hour of 2 a.m., is a top target for proselytizers, the Times reports today. Years of investing God-capital in NYC seems to be paying off, with some 45 Southern Baptist "church plants" established here since 2001, and another 50 churches planned for the NYC area in the next five years. Which comes as an enormous relief because, as the Southern Baptists point out, NYC really needs Southern Baptists.
Cornell's Secret $350 Million Donor: 80-Yr-Old Billionaire Who Is Giving Away His Wealth
When Cornell announced that it had received a remarkable, anonymous $350 million donation specifically to help it build a new engineering and technology-focused school on Roosevelt Island (effectively forcing the city to select its bid) there was a lot of speculation as to who would donate that kind of money (*cough* hizzoner *cough*). But there is no reason to speculate anymore, the donor has come forward and, honestly? He sounds like the kind of 1 percenter we could use more of.
Cornell Set To Build New York's New High-Tech Campus
And the winner of New York City's high-tech campus sweepstakes appears to be... Cornell, by $350 million dollars. Mayor Bloomberg is expected to announce the news later today at the New York-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center and the Ithaca-based Ivy is apparently so eager to get started they want to have their first classes going by next September—a year earlier than the Bloomberg administration initially asked for!
Cornell Gets $350 Million Gift For Its NYC Tech Campus Bid
Aha: After the surprising announcement from Stanford University that it was dropping out of the race to build a high-tech school campus in New York City, there was much speculation as to why the apparent frontrunner did so (Mayor Bloomberg had previously bragged that the school was "desperate" to build). Now here's one possibile reason: Cornell received a $350 million anonymous donation to go towards its proposal.
The Bostonization Of NYC: More Neighborhoods Demand Bars Close At 2 AM
One of the things that used to make New York City great is that all the bars stayed open until 4 a.m., so you could support your local businesses long after residents of other more provincial cities had tucked their dainty livers into bed. But more and more—and especially in Manhattan—2 a.m. is becoming the norm for last call, because local community boards are withholding liquor license approval unless barkeeps agree to shut down early. We've seen this happen all over the Lower East Side, the Meatpacking District, and Tribeca, and now Harlem is the latest part of town to demand veritably Bostonesque hours of operation.
Con Ed Charged NYC Customers Over Twice The National Average Last Year
It's not just your imagination; like everything else in this town, freaking electricity costs more than pretty much anywhere else in America. The US Energy Information Administration recently released a report comparing electricity costs across the country, and according to their analysis, New Yorkers on average paid 9.6 percent more for electricity last year, while national electricity rates were mostly flat. Con Ed in particular charges customers, on average, higher rates than anywhere else in the country: 25.85 cents per kilowatt hour, which is more than twice the national average of 11.54 cents. But at least you're paying more to watch Seinfeld reruns in an apartment in THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD!
New York City Really Is Home To The 1%
The 1 percent are all around you! The rallying cry of the Occupy Wall Street types at Zuccotti Park turns out to be incredibly apt here in the NYC Metropolitan area where "Nine of the 10 most heavily taxed neighborhoods in the U.S." just happen to be, according to Internal Revenue Service data. What're we talking about here? Oh, y'know, nothing much. In 2008 the nine zip codes reported "$70.1 billion, or 0.9 percent, of the nation’s total adjusted gross income of $7.98 trillion."
Meet NYC's New And Adorable Seal Of Approval
This morning, we heard a report of a grey seal spotted on the rocks behind Gracie Mansion, the city's official mayoral residence, so we messaged the NYC Mayor's Office via Twitter, "is there a grey seal on the rocks behind gracie mansion? if yes, can you take a picture?" Ask and ye shall receive, folks—the NYC Mayor's Office just Tweeted, "Meet the new City seal! MT @Gothamist is there a grey seal on the rocks behind gracie mansion? http://yfrog.com/gzgp2laaj"
More Gosling! Depressed Kirsten! Nine Movies And Two Film Events To Check Out This Fall
Click on the film stills for details on this Fall's new releases and repertory screenings, which include: Drive, Moneyball, 50/50, Ides of March, Weekend, Skin I Live In, To Save and Protect: The Ninth MoMA International Festival of Film Preservation, In Time, J. Edgar, and Melancholia.
Get Your Exclusive NYC Cots, Blankets at Hurricane Irene Hotel
A reader just sent us a photograph from inside one of the shelters the city set up for NYC residents in Zone A areas. There are "City Of New York" cots and "City of New York" blankets. Our reader lives along the Rockaways' shoreline, making him one of the hundreds of thousands of city residents ordered to leave their homes by 5 p.m. tomorrow.
Weekend Movie Forecast: The Help Vs. 30 Minutes Or Less
Click on the film stills for details and reviews on this week's new releases and repertory screenings, which include: The Help, 30 Minutes or Less, Final Destination 5, Glee: The 3D Concert Movie, Senna, Robert Ryan, The Films of Frank Sinatra, Damn!, DocuWeeks 2011, and Cannibal Holocaust.
Weekend Movie Forecast: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes Vs. The Change-Up
Click on the film stills for details and reviews on this week's new releases and repertory screenings, which include: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Change-Up, Bellflower, Talking Head, Magic Trip, Mysteries of Lisbon, Cold Fish, The Whistleblower, The Perfect Age of Rock 'N' Roll, The Rural Route Film Festival sponsored by Brooklyn Grange and Rooftop Farms, and Quadrophenia.
Republican Kelsey Grammer Wants To Run For Mayor Of NYC
Kelsey Grammer, possibly the only straight Republican actor to ever play a gay cabaret owner, is considering a new role: mayor of New York City.
Weekend Movie Forecast: Cowboys & Aliens Vs. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Click on the film stills for details and reviews on this week's new releases and repertory screenings, which include: Crazy, Stupid, Love, Cowboys & Aliens, The Smurfs, The Future, The Interrupters, El Bulli, Cooking in Progress, Attack the Block, Sleep Furiously, One From the Heart, Life in a Day, and Fright Night.
Chef Ludo Lefebvre May Come To NYC, Even Though Authentic People Are In LA
You may remember Chef Ludo Lefebvre from his appearances on Top Chef Masters (offal tacos! electrified tartar sauce!) but he's garnered acclaim for his pop-up restaurant, Ludo Bites, in LA to the point that the Sundance Channel is airing a show—Ludo Bites America—that features him and wife Krissy opening pop-up restaurants in small towns the country. So, when is he going to open one in NYC?
NYC-Bound Tour Bus, Tractor-Trailer Crash Upstate, 1 Killed
A tour bus from Canada headed to New York City crashed into a tractor trailer in Waterloo, NY, about 270 miles from the city. The two vehicles crashed on I-90 around 1:30 a.m. in the morning and burst into flames; both vehicles were destroyed by fire. The tractor trailer's driver died while 30 of the bus's 52 passengers were injured.
Weekend Movie Forecast: Harry Potter Vs. Errol Morris
Click on the film stills for details and reviews on this week's new releases and repertory screenings, which include: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Tabloid, Winnie the Pooh, Jim Henson's Fantastic World, The Tree, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, Lucky, Salvation Boulevard, Life, Above All, and Labyrinth.
Your Guide To Yoga: Where To Get Your Downward Dog On In NYC
In a city where you can find just about anything your little heart desires at nearly any time of the day or night, the number of yoga studios, yoga teachers, and yoga "styles" follows suit. New York is home to thousands of practitioners and instructors, and dozens of studios. Some offer up straight asana, while other centers dabble in experimental modes of movement like Pilates-yoga fusion, AcroYoga, and AntiGravity Yoga, and you won't have any trouble finding an opportunity to try laughter yoga or to attend a chocolate and yoga workshop. The centuries-old holistic health system has taken off in many directions, but we've selected the yoga spaces that bring NY mat-rats a strong, well-balanced blend of the physical, mental, spiritual, and practical (read: affordable).
If UBS Moves Back To NYC, Stamford, CT Will Be "Ghost Town"
Because the most talent bankers apparently would rather live in New York City than Connecticut, the Swiss banking firm UBS is considering moving from its massive Stamford, CT headquarters back to the Big Apple. As UBS negotiates a deal at to-be-built 3 World Trade Center, a Stamford man who sells "'a whole lot' of brown-bagged bottles of liquor to UBS employees every evening," tells the NY Times, "You couldn’t pay me to work at a World Trade Center tower. Have they forgotten about 9/11?"

