Way back in 2006, Kanye West had a vision for a Saturday Night Live-esque adult comedy puppet show—unfortunately, Alligator Boots never made it farther than the pilot stage for Comedy Central. Then last September, behind-the-scenes footage of the show suddenly appeared online... and was removed just as quickly. But as we were reading Grantland's massive Aziz Ansari piece today, we saw a link to that video and decided to check it out. And hey, would you look at that: a pre-sex tape Kim Kardashian shows up wearing Princess Leia's metal bikini.
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Video: Remember That Time Kim Kardashian Was In Kanye West's Unaired Puppet Show?
Jeremy Lin Really Not Linterested In Kim Kardashian
Last week, rumors ran wild that noted bikini beach frolicker Kim Kardashian was trying to arrange a date with Knicks star Jeremy Lin. While the world feared for Lin's precious untainted soul, her publicity team soon squashed those reports (which they probably planted in the first place). But it's still refreshing to know that Lin wouldn't have been into it anyway: "Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these rumors...I don’t think I’m that type,” he told Good Morning America about their non-union.
Convicted Subway Stabber Proposes To Kim Kardashian, Gets More Jail Time
Just when you thought you were done with Maksim Gelman, the 24-year-old Brooklyn man who admitted to killing four people and injuring four others during a 28-hour rampage across Brooklyn and Manhattan, the subway stabber got one last creep in. At a sentencing for his non-fatal attack on Joseph Lozito (to go on top of the 200 years he already got), Gelman spewed obscenities, insulted his victim and, oh yeah, proposed to Kim Kardashian.
Video: Watch Kim Kardashian Realize She Needs To Divorce Kris Humphries
In the "reality" television show Kourtney & Kim Take New York, the two Kardashian sisters deal with overcoming some of life's most difficult challenges while maintaining the grace of a spoiled teenager slamming the door in her parents face. Like, what do you do when your sham marriage is falling apart right before America's eyes? In last night's finale of the show, you can see just how Kim handled this obstacle in her life—as she "falls apart" and "cries" to her sister, acknowledging that she "feels" bad for having wasted everyone's time and money with her highly publicized wedding vows to Kris Humphries.
Barbie-Esque Kardashian Sisters Being Made Into Actual Barbies
Whoa, meta: the Kardashian sisters, who are already basically plastic, are being turned into actual plastic, courtesy of Mattel. Yes, that's right, Kardashian Barbies will soon exist in this world—hide your kids.
Kim Kardashian Dated Reggie Watts, HuffPo Reports
Important cinema verité artist and State Farm Posterior Policy rep Kim Kardashian is still deflecting jeers about her brief marriage to a large piece of driftwood Nets player Kris Humphries, and now Kanye West's ex-girlfriend has alleged that Kardashian was responsible for their breakup. But buried in the Huffington Post's copy in the article about Amber Rose is a tantalizing typo: "She also accuses Kim of cheating on her then-boyfriend, Reggie Watts, by sending Kanye a litany of salacious messages and photos." Kim Kardashian was dating Brooklyn's own Reggie Watts? "According to this article I was dating Kim Kardashian!?" Watts tweeted. Oh, don't be so modest. And plenty of people forget things happened—even when they're on film!
Videos: SNL Features Gadhafi's Ghost, Kardashian Divorce, And A Crime Scene About Nothing
After a three-week break, Saturday Night Live made up for lost ground by starting things off with a visit from the ghost of Moammer Gadhafi, who confirmed, "I got murdered pretty bad last week." The show also took aim at Kim Kardashian's short-lived, televised marriage with Nasim Pedrad's dead-on impression, "Things are looking up for me. I'm single, and there's an NBA lock-out."
Kim Kardashian Admits She Got "Caught Up With The Hoopla"
Kim Kardashian may be a shrewd entrepreneur, turning her Ray J sex tape-infamy into a multi-million dollar family operation that includes boutiques, a line of clothing at Sears, perfumes, and much more. But she's just like us, because, even though she's divorcing after 10 weeks of marriage to NJ Net Kris Humphries, she "married for love... I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon."
Kim Kardashian's Divorce: The Morning After
In case you've been living under a rock in another solar system and haven't heard, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries yesterday, after 72 days of wedded bliss. Today, the world has taken a moment to process this information, and has commenced spewing out reactions. Some thoughts:
Kim Kardashian Filed For Divorce Today
It seems like just yesterday that Kim Kardashian walked down the lavishly appointed aisle with Kris Humphries (well, 72 days ago, to be exact), but today, TMZ is reporting that the fairytale is over: Kim has filed for divorce.
Kim Kardashian Rumored To Have Wanted A Knick, But Settled For A Net
Before Kim Kardashian clamped her thighs of doom around New Jersey Net Kris Humphries, she was apparently hunting down a sightly different prey: A Knick.
Kim Kardashian Gets Older, Possibly Divorced
For today's roundup of Kim Kardashian-related happenings, we have some good news, some bad news, and some very metrosexual news. Let's begin!
Photos: Yes We Saw The Black Eyed Peas, But It Was For Charity!
"Let's give it up for Chase bank, people! They're so rich we love em'!" Z100's morning DJ Elvis Duran had been stalling for 15 minutes, keeping 60,000 restless people in Central Park from being entertained by the Black Eyed Peas to heap praise on the corporate partners who made it all happen. Earlier, messages flashed on the giant jumbotron screens alerting us that "55% of babies born in NYC are born into poverty." Now, a lithe, semi-nude blonde was cruising in her private jet, or lolling around in a pool with her lover in their glass-bound ziggurat in the sky. "Everybody go out and buy some Calvin Klein!" Duran crowed.
PSA: The Kardashians Are Taking Over Today
Consider this your official warning: the Kardashian clan is, if possible, about to take over even more televisions, with the announcement that various family members will take turns co-hosting the fourth hour of Today show alongside Hoda Kotb next week. Hot topics will include Kim's giant wedding, giant ass, and giant fight with Old Navy. Oh, and there will be cocktailing!
Video: Kardashian Wedding Upstaged By Face-Making Preteen
Reality sex tape entrepreneur Kim Kardashian married her basketball playing fiance Kris Humphries in an extravagant wedding in California yesterday. Kardashian (hmph, Mrs. Humphries) was dressed in an ivory custom-designed Vera Wang gown, and there were a horde of stars in attendance, including Lindsay Lohan, Gretan Van Sustren, Ryan Seacrest, Kathie Lee Gifford and Carmelo Anthony. But the star of the day wasn't even inside the fortified confines of Chateau Kardashian—it was a precious preteen who ran through a gamut of classic faces as he videobombed a very important CNN report on the wedding. Watch it below:
Kim Kardashian Having California Wedding Today, Plus NYC Reception Later
Daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer-turned-Internet sex tape participant-turned reality TV star-turned-savvy entrepreneur Kim Kardashian is marrying basketball player Kris Humphries in an extravagant, over-the-top wedding in California today. And it would mean so much to the bride-to-be if you signed her "Virtual Wedding Guestbook" because "You guys mean the world to me, and I want to thank you for all your love and support. I love you!!!"
NJ Nets Will Be At Kim Kardashian's Outrageously Expensive Wedding This Weekend
Guys, did you know that Kim Kardashian is getting hitched? To Kris Humphries, the middling New Jersey Nets forward who bought a ginormous 20.5-carat ring for his lady's ginormous...assets. It's all happening this weekend in California, and it's looking like Humphries' teammates will be in attendance, following some uncertainty due to the league's lockout.
Kim Kardashian Sued Old Navy To Save Deal With... Sears
Kim Kardashian, soon to be married to Nets forward Kris Humphries, sued Old Navy recently after they used a model that looked like her in their latest campaign. She claimed the Fauxdashian cost her around $20 million, and now TMZ explains the suit was an effort to protect a deal with... Sears. Gotta pay for those kitten-sized rings and glitter ponies somehow!
Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy For Using A Look-Alike Fauxdashian In Ads
Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for using a look-alike in their recent ad campaign, according to TMZ. The company seems to know exactly what they were doing, too—back in February they Tweeted about the Fauxdashian, saying, "Breaking News!! @CBSNEWS reports that Old Navy's Super CUTE star looks like @kimkardashian. #LOL. What do you think?"
Kim Kardashian's Engagement Ring Weighs As Much As A Newborn Kitten
Yesterday, we reported that Kim Kardashian got engaged to New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries with a ginormous 20.5-carat ring. Today the Daily News asks how much that jumbo hunk of bling weighs, with a Manhattan jeweler guesstimating that it clocks in at a whopping four ounces. What exactly does four ounces look like? Here's a sample of what else Kimmy could be dragging around on her finger for the same workout:
OMFG: Kim Kardashian Engaged To Nets Player!
Much to Justin Bieber's chagrin, Kim Kardashian is officially off the market, with the news today that she's engaged to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries. Let the "K"-named babies begin!
Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Is Ready For Brooklyn Nets-NY Knicks Rivalry
Kris Humphries, a forward for the NJ Nets and also boyfriend of Kim Kardashian, visited the Barclays Center, the former site of a Frank Gehry-designed sports arena (now it's something that look like an airplane hanger a modified airplane hanger), where his team is supposed to play. In fact, Barclays Center CEO Brett Yormark, who happens to be the Nets CEO, says the area will open on September 28, 2012. And Humphries can't wait.
Video: Prince Kicks Kardashian Off Stage At MSG
Last night, as Prince played his final MSG show, Kim Kardashian got kicked off the stage faster than a Bush twin at a Radiohead show. Her crime? Not dancing with the Purple One when he brought her up there to bust some moves. People: when Prince asks you to dance, you dance. She Tweeted the following explanation: "I was so nervous I froze when Prince touched me!" She claims she got back up there later and was less shy... but since there's no video of that we're not buying it.
OMG! Kim Kardashian May Or Not Be Marrying Nets Player
Kim Kardashian has been adding a bit of much-needed glamour to the (New Jersey) Nets' games as the girlfriend of player Kris Humphries. Nets fans regularly posts Rally Kim images on the Nets Daily game threads in hopes that'll boost the team, and she was at the Prudential Center, making heart shapes, at Wednesday night's win. Which of course means that everyone must speculate about whether the 30-year-old celebutante and the 25-year-old journeyman player are getting married.
The Kardashians Take The Subway!
The current First Family of Reality Television (the Kardashians, duh) are currently in New York City, filming their new show and opening their new store (which opened this week to much fanfare, or at least arrests). The BIG news, however, is that Kim Kardashian rode the subway for the first time ever today! She got on the 6 train with her sister Kourtney, Tweeting: "I've never been on the subway....1st time for everything! Let's go." And she was probably recognized more than Madonna. Sigh.
Kim Kardashian Attacked By Crazy Lady In Club
The Kardashian sisters have taken over NYC (for their new reality show), and they're delivering on the drama. TMZ caught them in the midst of a kerfuffle last night at the club Juliet; they report: "Kim Kardashian got drenched by a drink and Khloe almost lost her big fat wedding ring last night ... after a jealous woman went nuts." Allegedly the jealous woman's boyfriend asked for a photo with Kim, which prompted her to toss a cocktail at the reality starlet.
Watch Out: Kardashians Crashing In NYC
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are filming their next reality show right here in New York City, and more specifically, in a penthouse in TriBeca. The sisters will be living at the Smyth Hotel for three months during filming, according to Perez Hilton (they have been spotted in town). Kourtney is allegedly playing around with the idea of relocating to the city, and has been scoping out some retail space near the Apple store on West 14th Street for their Dash Boutique store. And men: Kim is looking for a "quality man"—though we're assuming they've got casting agents finding a selection of suitors for her.
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