NYPD officers assigned to the World Trade Center site have been warned to stay away from "Fred," a brown and orange pigeon who reportedly has been dive-bombing officers. The Post quotes a supervisor at the First Precinct scolding his charges: "Your appearance in public has to be professional. We're receiving complaints about police officers' demeanor regarding a bird." Maybe Fred just wanted to dance?
NYPD Brass In Fowl Mood After WTC Cops Fraternize With "Fred" The Pigeon
Hipster Cop: "I Will Reveal That I Wear Skinny Jeans Off-Duty"
Despite contacting "Hipster Cop" and the DCPI to conduct a proper interview, and tapping sources close to Detective Rick Lee in the 1st Precinct, the Gray Lady scored the exclusive with everyone's favorite internet meme. What does their Public Editor think about the Times trading signed copies of Neon Indian's most recent 7" for access?
Hipster Cop's Secrets Spilled By NYPD Insider
With the nation's thirst for information regarding "Hipster Cop"—a.k.a. Community Affairs Detective Rick Lee—increasingly insatiable, we contacted him for an interview, hoping he'd shed some light on his sartorial choices and tell us whether he prefers Gummo or Trash Humpers. Sadly, Detective Lee turned down our interview request (he's probably holding out for The Believer) and referred us to the NYPD's press office, where inquiries go to die. But as luck would have it, we did find someone in the 1st Precinct with intimate knowledge of Detective Wes Anderson. Our source (call him/her "Deep Runoff") agreed to speak with us—but only on condition on anonymity, out of fear that Hipster Cop wouldn't let him borrow his copy of Infinite Jest. Here's what we found out about Inspector Dreamypants:
Hipster Cop Montage Video: Changing Our Perspective On An Internet Meme
As the Occupy Wall Street protesters and the media become more familiar with the styles and faces of the NYPD officers charged to watch over Zuccotti Park, "Hipster Cop" AKA 1st Precinct Community Affairs Detective Rick Lee has stood out in a sea of white and blue and drab Law & Order gray. Little is known about Leeis he gay? Does he have kids? Is he into mumblecore?but the Sparrow Project has compiled compelling video footage of Hipster Cop in his native habitat.
Kiefer Watch: Bespectacled Star Enters 1st Precinct
Kiefer Sutherland had no Jack Bauer-esque tricks up his sleeve today when he turned himself in to the NYPD for an unfortunate headbutting incident earlier this week. The Daily News reports that he was surrounded by the media as he silently entered the First Precinct with a smile around 4 p.m. today.
Horse Makes It Home on His Own
After getting spooked and throwing its mounted officer yesterday, Aldo the police horse managed to make its way home to the station house at 6th Ave. and Ericcson Pl. Aldo freaked out at the sound of screeching brakes in Soho yesterday afternoon, causing him to throw his rider, who was taken to St. Vincent's with minor injuries. After getting the cop off his back, Aldo ran free through the streets before ambling about ten blocks home. NYPD spokewman Paul Browne says that Aldo "knows his turf."
Police Search for Attempted Soho Rapist
Police are looking for a man who tried to rape a woman entering her Sullivan Street apartment on Sunday morning. According to WABC 7, after the woman "opened the door to her apartment...the suspect forced his way in, pushed her onto the bed and began to choke her."

