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• Commented on East Village Resident Says Let Yuppies Live
  I bet Jerry lives in a rent-controlled apartment. I wonder if he would stop me from putting up "Rent Controlled Scum Must Die" posters. Dude, you should be living in a trailer in western Jersey....
• Commented on NYC Gas Prices Still High
  its under $4.00 out on LI. Can you say "Distributors hosing a captive audience?" Its why you pay $2.69 for half and half at Food Emporium, when Waldbaums on LI charges $1.69 for the same damn thing. And they are...
• Commented on Starbucks Wants Customers to <em>Please</em> Come Again
  The comment about the bathroom is right on. A crowded Starbucks full of hipsters writing their "screenplays" on their laptops has GOT TO STOP, Starbucks, are you listening? Drop the WiFi, make people leave if they dont buy anything, and...
• Commented on Montauk Monster's Remains Stolen, Press Tour Continues
  You all must die now, you realize....
• Commented on Man Vs. Metrocard Vending Machine
  The only thing the service clerks should do...is be given brooms....