tompolley

I admit it -- I love Pat Kiernan, mostly because of the snide jokes he makes during the "In the News" segment. I also love Lewis Dodley because his head is a perfect rectangle. I want a sutffed Dodl...

I admit it -- I love Pat Kiernan, mostly because of the snide jokes he makes during the "In the News" segment. I also love Lewis Dodley because his head is a perfect rectangle. I want a sutffed Dodl...

I admit it -- I love Pat Kiernan, mostly because of the snide jokes he makes during the "In the News" segment. I also love Lewis Dodley because his head is a perfect rectangle. I want a stuffed Dodl...

I admit it -- I love Pat Kiernan, mostly because of the snide jokes he makes during the "In the News" segment. I also love Lewis Dodley because his head is a perfect rectangle. I want a sutffed Dodl...

I admit it -- I love Pat Kiernan, mostly because of the snide jokes he makes during the "In the News" segment. I also love Lewis Dodley because his head is a perfect rectangle. I want a sutffed Dodl...

The Statue of Liberty looks like Oscar the Grouch in drag. Love the money shot of the gerbil pellet-green candies spewing out of the base....

The parking-rage story has everything you want in local news -- drama, irrelevance, and Dr. Joyce Brothers. I wonder if that dentist is going to go all Laurence-Olivier-in-Marathon Man on his next p...