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• Commented on Fearing Simulated Blow Job, GMA Cancels Performance
  Why are the censors such cocksuckers?...
• Commented on #1 Problem For Cabbies: Bathroom Breaks
  From the makers of Snuggies, we bring to you the adult, industrial strength Taxi Diaper. Mmmmm.. Let any curry-infused lunch live happily within the walls of your super-absorbent adult diaper for up to 12 hours....
• Commented on Police Chase Turns Into Williamsburg Car Crash
  If they're in bed before midnight, they are....
• Commented on Supermarket Scales Are Ripping You Off
  Do what I do and eat as much as you can before you pay. Hey, they're ripping you off, so break even and have a cookie on the house....
• Commented on Would You Be Comfortable Locked On A Train With A Murderer?
  Who can think about murder or the right thing to do when that American Apparel girl is just staring at me??? Soooooooooooo much better than all those damn Bloomberg ads....