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On November 22, 2010 2:42 PM in JFK Plane Scare Drives Passengers To Drink, they said:

C'mon, they're Russians! They could've drank the fuel!...

On October 21, 2010 2:06 PM in Ha, In Lieu of Ground Zero Mosque, Maybe TERRORIST MOTEL?, they said:

Hilarious....

On September 17, 2010 10:32 PM in It's Almost Yom Kippur, Have You Taken Your Caffeine Suppository?, they said:

Yes. Just like voodoo. And eating the body and drinking the blood of Christ. Ya dig?...

On July 28, 2010 1:53 PM in Lying Nun's Neighbors Leaving Dead Rats on Her Doorstep, they said:

Finally! All these dead rats we have lying around put to good use....

On June 25, 2010 6:30 PM in Popular Kombucha Teas May Be Classified as Alcohol, they said:

Just finished a bottle of the Multi-Green. It used to say that it might contain .5 percent alcohol on the label, but it appears it doesn't anymore....

On June 8, 2010 4:37 PM in Rent Obama's 109th Street Walk-Up!, they said:

Aah, a young Obama and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. KSM got fat....

On April 25, 2010 11:42 AM in Lane Bryant Model: Sad We Can't See Big Women On TV, they said:

I like skinny bitches....

On April 22, 2010 6:45 PM in Park Slope Dreams Up Stroller Lanes , they said:

I just pooped in my mouth a little bit....

On April 20, 2010 3:02 PM in Guerrilla Subway Etiquette Posters: Don't Be Gross Or Rude, they said:

Phew! who arted?...

On January 22, 2010 4:47 PM in The Staten Island Stigma, they said:

Myeaaaa... but it's different coming from a certain type of lunkhead. Pretty sure he's not a comic book fan. He's a fan of CRUSHING!...

On January 22, 2010 3:58 PM in The Staten Island Stigma, they said:

It's true. I'm in the unfortunate position of doing some freelance work with a company based on Staten Island and just 2 days ago a co-worker said "you wouldn't wanna see me when I'm mad, I CRUSH!". I...

On January 8, 2010 1:03 PM in Early Addition , they said:

Attractive? If your into manly trannies. Just admire that strong jaw line. She's probably 6'2" too....

On January 5, 2010 12:08 AM in Extra, Extra, they said:

Are exploding underpants haram?...

On December 7, 2009 11:09 PM in Alexa Ray Joel "Feeling Much Better" After Overdose, they said:

CORRECTION: The 23 year old "alleged" singer......

On December 5, 2009 1:04 PM in Charles Barron Will Run For Council Speaker, they said:

"Isn't there some small impoverished African nation that could use a guy with talents like his?" Now that's a "Go Back to Africa" I can get behind. -Groucho Marx Barron is a jackass....

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