threetoedsloth

When did rock stars become so wimpy? What happened to the days of musicians biting the heads off of bats or snorting their dead fathers' ashes? These indie guys are sad, wussy wastes of space. Even Cy...

I think this is a really good idea - they arm you with the facts, and where you go from there is up to you. Really, weight loss is not the big mystery that people make it out to be in this country....

Tonight's hot ticket: another wimpy white indie band nobody's ever heard of!...

What the? Thymus? Duck hearts? Every time I read a food post at Gothamist, it's always about something gross! ...

What the hell is the matter with you people, acting like it's the owner's fault that this happened to his poor dog? How in god's name is it the owner's fault?? You're a bunch of sociopaths. ...

Kojak: Oh yes, god forbid we should EVER see a naked fat person! Or, heavens, a naked MAN! Why, our eyes could simply fall right out of their sockets! You are prude of the day, sir. ...

Holy cats, everyone around here wears their good little lefty hats right up until they hear the word "union," and then they suddenly turn into a big pile of fascists! ...