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On November 25, 2010 10:15 AM in Scenes From Thanksgiving Eve At Grand Central, Penn Station, they said:

A nation of frightened sheep....

On November 21, 2010 8:02 PM in Cyclist v. Tourist: 7-Year-Old Slammed On Brooklyn Bridge, they said:

Agreed. Brooklyn Bridge has too many pedestrians, many of them mindless. Inevitably there are going to be hotdogging cyclists as well. They need to be on separate paths. ...

On November 14, 2010 7:06 PM in Administrators Caught In Lesbian Affair Face Termination, they said:

Gee whiz, what does a 'lezzie' look like? ...

On November 13, 2010 5:55 PM in Times Discovers Rare Pro-Duane Reade BBurger, they said:

But then we wouldn't have the hilarity of a fathead complaining about the fatheads complaining about big box stores in totally gentrified Williamsburg, and published to the world by, of course, the Ne...

Why should anyone care what 'people' enjoy? Most people are zombies. Of those who aren't, most go to gape at the vacuous, self-important crap in the galleries. 'Stop mastubating underground and do i...

On November 7, 2010 11:27 AM in Williamsburg Locals Band Together, Boycott Duane Reade, they said:

Williamsburg was totally over several years ago. These people are in from the suburbs and haven't gotten the word yet. ...

On November 7, 2010 11:25 AM in Look Out Your Window, NYC Marathon Is Tomorrow!, they said:

I prefer Idiotarod. It's true there will be a number of clowns at today's exercise, but given the huge mob, reminiscent of a Chairman Mao rally, they'll be too spread out. But, yes, by all means che...

On November 6, 2010 7:20 PM in Photos: Rare Dali Sculptures at the Time Warner Center, they said:

A lot of people don't like Dali very much, especially if they're the kind of people who spend a lot of time looking at, dealing with, or thinking about art. On the other hand, he seems to entertain t...

On November 6, 2010 10:05 AM in Extra, Extra, they said:

The iPhone alarm story has the time change backwards....

On November 3, 2010 8:25 AM in Election 2010 Results: Cuomo Beats Paladino, they said:

There were no viable alternatives to Cuomo because you don't and won't vote for alternatives to Cuomo. So you get a ticket with the chosen hero and seven dwarfs, or however many there were this year....

On November 1, 2010 5:58 PM in Gillibrand Spends Millions To Be Thin, Popular, they said:

90%? You mean 100%....

On October 31, 2010 12:56 PM in Video: Central Park Proposal Caught On iPhone, they said:

May I suggest that the event crosses the boundary between 'real' and 'fake'? That is, the scene was completely scripted, set up and acted -- indeed, over-acted -- but nevertheless it was a real propo...

On October 29, 2010 11:43 AM in Can You Make Giuliani's Portrait More Accurate? , they said:

Dinkins? Why not? And Dinkins probably would not have spent quite so much time and energy trying to exploit it....

On October 26, 2010 4:20 PM in [UPDATE] Access-A-Ride Something Strikes Again!, they said:

Worst drivers in the city. Worse than taxis, worse than limos, even worse than bicycle riders....

On October 25, 2010 10:30 AM in Students Walk 22 Hours To Pay Respect To WTC, they said:

If praising the fetishization of 9/11 is relevant, than so is deprecating it. The narcissism is obvious. If we do it to them, it's good or at least excusable. If they do it to us, it's a terrible...

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