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Now where will I get my $18 Coach and $20 Rolex? Oh, well, I guess I'll be paying $600 for my child-labor bag instead of $18. ...

very cute I was potty trained at six. ...

OK So they're non-racist murderers. That makes it so much better. ...

Poopppppppppk He spit all over me! ...

Good luck. This guy should just give up and settle for his own left hand. ...

They had trees in Brooklyn?? ...

So, can I go buy a Toyota, crash the shit out of it, blame it on the gas pedal and then sue Toyota for millions? That sounds like a good idea. Anyone need money? ...

You said "another stab"!! Har har har! Stab! ...

Yes Massa! Bend over Massa! ...

What color was the dead guy? ...

Now why would you point anything at a cop? Actually, why would you point anything at anyone? Why would you point something at a guy at the bus stop? ...

**sniff** **sniff** I'm sooooooo sorrryyyyy! Waaaaaahhh! I'm taking sex rehab! Leave me alone! No questions! ...

I want to start my own corner holocaust museum. Seems like everyone's doing it. ...

Hey Ben, hey Gothamist, quit race baiting. Quit stirring up trouble. Everything is racism. Quit it. My 5 foot short Chinese wife was stopped many times by the same cop. My little white friends get sto...

Quit race baiting. ...