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I wonder what McCain will do with Obama's most recent association: Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother, Obatma. “Obatma shares my DN...

Mayor Mike Bloomberg has crowned himself Emperor of New York. Insiders suggest he may already be planning an invasion to gain lands in nearby Nassau County....

Mayor Mike Bloomberg has crowned himself Emperor of New York. The two term mayor has decided to sidestep legal term limits requiring him to step down next year by crowning himself sovereign ruler. In...

“The presidential candidates were right: Main Street IS more important than Wall Street. So I woke up this morning and decided to officially change the name Wall Street to Main Street,” said Bloomberg...

I think we should all just trust in the power of bat boy... Henry Paulson has called on Bat Boy to persuade those in the House of Representatives who rejected it to move the plan forward. Bat Boy se...

Dudes, it is all a ruse! McCain Delays Debate to Lenghthen Legs Senator McCain has asked for the Friday debate to be delayed so he may “focus on the economy”. But insiders tell Weekly World News it’...

I don't think Rangel is fairing so well... Rangel And a fat Bigfoot were spotted fighting over an uneaten doughnut in Washington Heights Can you guess he won?...

Holy crap, this is all a ploy: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/ BREAKING NEWS! Senator McCain has asked for the Friday debate to be delayed so he may “fo...

Looks like even Bat Boy went to cheer him on: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/bat-boy-hangs-with-david-blaine/...