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• Commented on 26 Days Left: Obama Buys Primetime, McCain Talks Ayers
  I wonder what McCain will do with Obama's most recent association: Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother, Obatma. “Obatma shares my DNA and will be uniquely qualified to understand some of the difficult...
• Commented on Bloomberg, Lauder Differ on Term Limits Deal
  Mayor Mike Bloomberg has crowned himself Emperor of New York. Insiders suggest he may already be planning an invasion to gain lands in nearby Nassau County....
• Commented on Still Time for Voters to Decide on Term Limits?
  Mayor Mike Bloomberg has crowned himself Emperor of New York. The two term mayor has decided to sidestep legal term limits requiring him to step down next year by crowning himself sovereign ruler. Insiders suggest he may already be planning...
• Commented on Mayor Bloomberg Makes His Third Term Limits Pitch
  “The presidential candidates were right: Main Street IS more important than Wall Street. So I woke up this morning and decided to officially change the name Wall Street to Main Street,” said Bloomberg....
• Commented on House Rejects Bailout Plan, Dow Drops 777 Points
  I think we should all just trust in the power of bat boy... Henry Paulson has called on Bat Boy to persuade those in the House of Representatives who rejected it to move the plan forward. Bat Boy seemed confident...