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• Commented on Chris Crews, New School Student
  Hooray, a non-victory was achieved in the most masturbatory media stunt since the last David Blaine bit. After more than two weeks of concerted actions on campus, students in the occupation were finally able to win significant victories in the...
• Commented on R.I.P. Old Sparks, We <strike>Hardly</strike> Knew Ye Well
  And here is where Nanny-Staters and fundamentalist Christians suddenly find out that they have so much in common....
• Commented on Paterson's "Obesity Tax" Would Raise Price of Pop
  EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME. I AM A REAL NEW YORKER BECAUSE I SAY "SODA" INSTEAD OF "POP." BLAH BLAH THE MIDWEST SUCKS. BLAH BLAH. GO HOME. I AM A REAL NEW YORKER....
• Commented on Madonna Thinks NYC is Boring
  We're giving her a lot of snark for such a mild comment. Saying that the city isn't quite as exciting as it was in the 80s is not the same as saying it's boring. Touchy touchy....
• Commented on Movin' on Up in Williamsburg
  So any house that could conceivably exist in a suburb is now considered a McMansion?...