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  • Name: Shawn Rosvold
  • Location: Brooklyn NY
On November 26, 2010 10:11 AM in Guy Shows Up in Boxers As Fliers Opt Out Of Opt-Out Day, they said:

There are now about 400 full-body scanners, set to grow to 1,000 next year. One of the people pushing them most energetically is Michael Chertoff, the former Secretary of Homeland Security. He’s the ...

On November 22, 2010 12:08 PM in Photos: How Your TSA Pat-Down Will Look On Opt-Out Day, they said:

Can I just close my eyes and imagine I'm being groped by a priest with a Pope approved condom in his vestments?...

On October 7, 2010 12:15 PM in Body Outside NYPD Building Went Undiscovered for Week, they said:

If those cops had the new subway scooters they could have made the arduous journey to the white SUV in just a couple of days....

On October 6, 2010 10:05 AM in Video: Guy Pounds Sugar Packets to Make Point About Soda, they said:

I have it on my site if you want to see it. http://bit.ly/9sfmpc...

On October 6, 2010 10:02 AM in New Guy Plans To Tackle Garbage Problem In Parks, they said:

It might help if the park had more trash receptacles. Depending on a dog owner's group like FIDO to donate much needed trash barrels is ridiculous. Are there even any littering laws in NYC? It wouldn'...

On October 5, 2010 9:31 AM in Bloomberg Outlines End Of Teacher "Tenure For Life", they said:

I'm a union member and I'm all for this. This particular union has fostered a culture that guarantees the worst get rewarded. Things like paying unfit teachers not to teach are beyond comprehension. M...

On October 5, 2010 9:23 AM in Subway Cell Phone Service Coming Sooner Than Expected, they said:

"Even more terrifying: the thought of rush hour trains packed with chattering, self-absorbed assholes." I predict fisticuffs....

On August 18, 2010 11:27 AM in Dancing Bond Trader Allegedly Harassed Women Before, they said:

"Thank you. I may be a prick, but I'm not an asshole." That is the best response! You are one funny ass. Notice I didn't say asshole. I'm going to use that the next time I get called out for being a p...

On July 14, 2010 9:11 PM in Video: Pat Kiernan Uncorks Wine With Shoe, they said:

Pshaw. This is amateur. All us Canadians know how to open any vessel containing alcohol. Ask him if he can open a beer using a sharp edged counter and a quick rap with the heel of his palm. If he can'...

On June 29, 2010 1:33 PM in Canada Day Tips From Pat Kiernan, they said:

As a Camerican I must disqualify myself because I would kick some major butt. But it would be fun to hang out with Pat and quaff a few to wash down the poutine....

On June 27, 2010 7:19 PM in Brooklyn Moms Won't Give Birth in Brooklyn Hospitals, they said:

Could it be more than just the cachet of a Manhattan birth? Could it be that the hospitals and the care available is better in Manhattan? Just asking....

On June 24, 2010 8:08 AM in Lawmakers Could Be Forced to Swallow Soda Tax, they said:

Maybe Paterson's legacy won't be useless as tits on a bull after all. This is good for everyone. Tax everything except my beer, thanks. Just think how rich we'd be if we could tax nose picking and nai...

On June 22, 2010 8:35 AM in Interns Will Give Us Cell Service Undergound, they said:

Roncore +1. It's fine on the platforms. but is going to cause nothing but problems on the trains. Pissed off people smushed into a crowded hot car are not going to have any patience with some idiot ba...

On June 22, 2010 8:30 AM in What Did United Airlines Do To This Luggage?, they said:

My wife had a brand new soft sided suitcase destroyed by United. The entire front section was ripped off. United refused a claim because they said the front was external to the suitcase. American deni...

On May 3, 2010 1:20 PM in Cops Speak To Owner Of Times Square Car Bomb SUV, they said:

The media all refer to the Times Square car bomb as "home made". As opposed to buying it at Car Bombs R Us?...

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