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On November 9, 2010 7:42 PM in Markowitz Has Pun Welcoming Shake Shack to Fulton Mall , they said:

you have obviously never had shake shack before....

On November 4, 2010 2:41 PM in Trader Joe's Puts Up Crime Sign, they said:

They put that up because they have no theft preventative measures in the store. There are no cameras. It seems the policy there is that they "trust" their customers not to steal, so they don't want ...

On September 20, 2010 3:08 PM in Video: Spoiler Alert Signs Going Up In Union Square, they said:

Oh, Kevin, you guys can do better than that.... You made those at the old refuge space? Think of all the more annoying things you could have done around the city with that money. Come on, guys!!...

On August 23, 2010 3:23 PM in Man To Spend 5 Days In NYC Bathroom, they said:

More interesting if he spent 5 days without a bathroom... And picked tasks the average 11 year old can't accomplish....

On July 21, 2010 3:00 PM in UPDATE: Ice T Says Suspended License Arrest Is BS, they said:

Ice T is a pimp. Literally. You're out of your mind. Dude has walked into clubs in a full length fur coat, gotten on stage and said "Any girls here want to ho for me, meet me out front." PIMP....

On July 2, 2010 5:57 PM in Bedbug Infestation Shuts Down Abercrombie & Fitch!, they said:

obviously an employee...

On July 2, 2010 5:14 PM in Worrying Spike In McCarren Park Crime, they said:

^^^^ let's get this right. This woman met a STRANGER in a park. Got wasted with him, and then went to a secluded area, presumably in the dark. You want to punish thousands of people over her bad decis...

On June 29, 2010 9:17 PM in Pyro Banned From Stuyvesant High School, they said:

I believe the kid. Mr. Fisher is an asshole. He tried to get me not to graduate on some bullshit. Then laughed in my face about it, and tried to get me suspended for giving him the finger when he did....

On June 22, 2010 4:11 PM in "Pint-Sized Punks" Rob Old Man At Gunpoint, they said:

Old Italian guy told me there used to be a gang on my block in Brooklyn called "The Kane Street Midgets"...

On June 22, 2010 3:55 PM in Madoff's "CFO" Free On $10 Million Bail, they said:

$9 billion can buy a very efficient hit man....

On June 12, 2010 7:14 PM in Kid Cudi Arrested After Fight In Woman's Chelsea Apt., they said:

The only airplay that song really got was the Crookers remix. If it wasn't for Crookers, this news story would not be on Gothamist....

On June 8, 2010 4:12 PM in Stuyvesant Seniors Want To Tap That, they said:

I remember how amazed I was when I realized that all the kids who used to play Magic the Gathering outside the library on the 6th floor were actually having sex with each other. Like WTF. "Oh, yeah, b...

On April 20, 2010 10:57 AM in Brooklyn Bartenders Save Puppy, they said:

They like dogs at southpaw, but they don't actually let dogs inside southpaw. Just FYI....

On March 2, 2010 2:44 PM in Babies In Brooklyn Bars Debate Goes National, they said:

The last thing people want to see, while trying to get laid at a bar, are the consequences of those actions should they happen. Nothing makes a girl less likely to bang you than seeing a baby, when a...

On February 8, 2010 4:38 PM in Handcuffed Student Throwing Up After Trauma Of Arrest, they said:

She's way cuter than Miss 17... and not just cuz she's 12. She's def gonna be a writer tho....

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