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  • Name: Kingsley Amis
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On November 26, 2010 1:18 PM in Kool-Aid Man Down, Murakami Marches In Thanksgiving Parade, they said:

I baked a Murakami-inspired apple pie yesterday, but it looked more like an alien with head trauma. Pie crust is a fickle medium....

On November 26, 2010 1:08 PM in Kobayashi Fails to Break Guinness Pizza Eating Record, they said:

Fork and knife? C'mon, stack 2 slices and fold'em, a la Travolta, and scarf 'em down. What sort of pussbag eats pizza with a fork and knife?...

On November 24, 2010 1:09 PM in Driving Commuters Not Happy About Rising Costs, they said:

If you're foolish enough to drive "from the Rockaways into Midtown", you're asking for abuse. Get on the frickin' subway, Bozo....

On October 27, 2010 2:09 PM in Report: Mets Hire Sandy Alderson As New GM, they said:

Bobby V!...

On October 27, 2010 2:09 PM in Report: Mets Hire Sandy Alderson As New GM, they said:

Bobby V!...

On October 20, 2010 11:52 AM in Would-Be Drugstore Robber Nabbed for Sidewalk Bike Riding, they said:

Agreed, grown-ups, including those with kids on bikes behind them, weaving down the sidewalk should receive summonses. It's a sidewalk, for walking, douche. And for perspective, I am a serious cycli...

On October 20, 2010 11:52 AM in Would-Be Drugstore Robber Nabbed for Sidewalk Bike Riding, they said:

Agreed, grown-ups, including those with kids on bikes behind them, weaving down the sidewalk should receive summonses. It's a sidewalk, for walking, douche. And for perspective, I am a serious cycli...

On October 20, 2010 6:46 AM in Would-Be Drugstore Robber Nabbed for Sidewalk Bike Riding, they said:

Sorry to be "that guy" but it says Court Street right in the opening line. There is no CVS on Smith. It is curious how simple details like that change when the story gets retold. That said, these g...

On October 15, 2010 2:39 PM in Queens Library Trashes Books, Weekly, they said:

bookcrossing.com is really a fun way to redistribute books....

On October 7, 2010 10:20 AM in New Trend Creeping Up Around Town: Finger Shoes!, they said:

If I see you wearing these near me, on the subway, on Smith Street (you pretentious sod), you are asking for a cockpunch....

On October 5, 2010 2:41 PM in How To: Manage The City's Ratdemic, they said:

We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats. And get the catskins for nothing ... ...

On October 5, 2010 2:41 PM in How To: Manage The City's Ratdemic, they said:

We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats. And get the catskins for nothing ... ...

On October 4, 2010 11:48 AM in Last Night's Action: Yankees Are Wild, they said:

LaDainian Tomlinson had 19 carries for 133 years Wow, that's a long time to carry a ball....

On October 4, 2010 11:46 AM in Photographic Evidence of This Weekend's Track Work , they said:

Wow, if I didn't know any better, I would think that some of the commenters had negative feelings about the MTA and the value and service they provide....

On October 1, 2010 8:24 PM in We Were There: Belle & Sebastian Williamsburg Waterfront, they said:

So Jealous!!!...

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