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Coming this fall to NBC, "Sully & Slater: Aircops!" I smell an Emmy. Maybe even a Nobel....

Can there be some sort of test that determines whether people can procreate? And can we name this test after Payton McCLure?...

Booooring. More curling...or biathalon please. Or better yet, combine curling and biathalon!...

I love how every uniform includes a hat. Men don't wear hats near enough anymore....

I bike and I drive. The cyclist was not just a dick. He was also a douche. Seriously, he stayed another turn of the light?!?!? Just to prove what? C'mon dude, let them go on their merry way. By slo...

I was confused. I read how the officer stopped the gang members with his "quick wit" and assumed he was packing a very funny joke or two....

Let's face it - if Georgio T. loses this job, then the terrorists have won....

I do love me a good April Fools Day joke, but was take out of this one immediately when I recognized one of the mourners (bald guy in trenchcoat, seated on right) as an actor. Sure, actors have love...

This is my favorite comment ever....

The Catholic church declared in the Middle Ages that priests were not allowed to marry. Why? Because if priests were to marry, then they might have children. And children, namely male children, beco...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *inhales* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!...

So the new Coke window ads aren't pulling in enough money for the MTA?...

Glide? GLIDE?!??! At least make us work for it....

a kick ass Mike Post score?...

Sitting by the cashiers at my grocery store is a guy who sells bootleg DVDs. While he's got a nice selection, I'm really hoping he expands his business into selling more children's programming and doc...