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On May 3, 2009 7:12 PM in Raccoon Ringworm Now the Deadly Disease Du Jour, they said:

So now we can't eat raccoon feces? Is nothing sacred?? I love that picture....

On April 15, 2009 5:42 PM in NYCLU Sues NYPD Over "Enforced Patriotism" at Yankee Stadium, they said:

Forget jingoistic; it's just a terrible song. Insipid, and hard to sing along to. They'd be better off switching to "America the Beautiful" (which, yes I know still includes God but far less prominent...

On January 17, 2009 9:53 PM in Extra, Extra, they said:

"You can't fight synergy, Lemon. It's bigger than all of us."...

On December 19, 2008 4:18 PM in Cat Killer Pleads Guilty, Gets 500 Hours of Community Service, they said:

At last, our long national nightmare is over....

On September 28, 2008 11:12 AM in Taxi Commission Finds Concert Violist's Lost Viola, they said:

"Always make sure to take a receipt"? How about "Always make sure to take my $40,000 viola with me when I get out of a cab"?...

On September 19, 2008 10:40 AM in Three Separate Pepper Spray Incidents at Schools, they said:

Thankfully Oleoresin Capsicum is still cheap....

On September 13, 2008 11:33 PM in Prison Shrink Gets Off Easy For Making the Jailhouse Rock, they said:

Yes, "suicide hotline" indeed....

On August 13, 2008 5:13 PM in Ed Asner Wants Ballot Referendum for New 9/11 Probe, they said:

I just have a hard time believing that the same government that has masterminded the clusterfuck that is Iraq and Afghanistan could manage to pull off such a spectacular "conspiracy" on American soil....

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