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So now we can't eat raccoon feces? Is nothing sacred?? I love that picture....

Forget jingoistic; it's just a terrible song. Insipid, and hard to sing along to. They'd be better off switching to "America the Beautiful" (which, yes I know still includes God but far less prominent...

"You can't fight synergy, Lemon. It's bigger than all of us."...

At last, our long national nightmare is over....

"Always make sure to take a receipt"? How about "Always make sure to take my $40,000 viola with me when I get out of a cab"?...

Thankfully Oleoresin Capsicum is still cheap....

Yes, "suicide hotline" indeed....

I just have a hard time believing that the same government that has masterminded the clusterfuck that is Iraq and Afghanistan could manage to pull off such a spectacular "conspiracy" on American soil....