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oh, boy'ote!...

suing for carpe diem will win them a crape dime...

It's not easy being green. Many things have to die before it's still too late....

Gristedes is the most unsanitary, low quality supermarket i've ever been in. Can we discuss why John C. is a billionaire? This makes me sad....

hasidic jews don't wear white. this is crazy. and i just realized my comment is crazy old....

how is it possible that this three-year-old tyke has lived a more adventurous life than i? i blame terrorists....

Duane Reade sells sushi too! is that crazier than Walmart? Sushi's the healthiest fast food choice next to McDonald's apple dippers. JK. I don't have money to eat any of this stuff....

'You don’t put a big girl in a big dress.' Actually, you don't out a big girl in a small dress. Stylists are one of the dumbest creatures to crawl the earth....

tilapia mafia? stop meee!...

Then why do they even bother selling them?...

I couldn't have said it better myself. That is the truth....

a very fishy case indeed....

I'm going to vomit. But I secretly do wish to see a '90s style landing strip....

Hopefully Jersey will be loved for the first time since never. I also hope that real estate won't be on the rise since I'm thinking about moving my entire clan there after this wonderful breaking news...

I thought Governor Patterson couldn't see. Or is it he can't see well, like well enough to read?...