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As I was walking in a haze and thinking back on better days a biohazard bag i spied "What luck!" said I, "someone has died!" Inside must be such tasty goo i will investigate- wouldn't you? i peered a...

If you want to know what this perv looks like, police released a photo of him...

'Minamalist' Mark Bittman cannot be happy about this. ...

Excellent point. ...

In a previous job, i was once on a private chartered flight with Bruce Springsteen and his band/crew/etc. He got on the PA system and started goofing around for a few minutes, but not singing. Apparen...

Thanks everybody. I'd like to take credit but i think it's the painkillers for my broken arm talking (in verse); No panhandlers were involved in the incident. ...

If thine eye ye wish to keep Sass not ye the homeless creep Hold thy tongue and bite thy lip and walk ye at a steady clip If yon bum gets in thy face lower gaze and quicken pace engage him not, esche...

this is fantastic. wish i could have been on that subway car. Love ya peewee!...

Vermilyea is definitely the most grimey street in Inwood. Go to the sex offender database and look up zipcode 10034. Something like 1/3 to 1/2 of all the registered sex offenders there live on Vermily...

Yeah i was really confused about the timing from reading this item too. victim died... age 17... 2005... yet his classmates are 22 and still going on high school field trips? WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS TH...

More like Michael En-WRONG! heyoooo! (is this microphone on?)...

As usual, The Onion nailed this long ago... NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 ...

If that guy is 32, then i'm a 40-year old NFL exec....

I used to have a schedule that brought me up to albany for weekends. I would always ride in the quiet car, but despite the dimmed lights and, for the most part, silence, you would still get people who...

highways don't have traffic lights. that's what makes them highways rather than streets....