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• Commented on Woman Fights Off 3 Train Muggers
  One mugger said, "Leave him alone! He's my friend!" Obviously, the muggers were 4-year-olds....
• Commented on 2nd Marathoner Dies
  This is silly. I run races of a 100+ miles. If I die, it's my fault....
• Commented on Reap What You Sow From the Term Limits Extension
  Perhaps in the afterlife Bloomberg will be forced to play the role of Shelly "The Machine" for all eternity....
• Commented on Dueling Chili Cookoffs Light Up Your Weekend
  The roar of the masses could be farts....
• Commented on Third Body of Brooklyn Resident Found in Catskills Lake
  The Brooklyn resident has three bodies? Or are there more to come?...