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• Commented on Teacher Sues City Over Firing For Dating Teen Model
  She's totally a beard. It's the only rational explanation....
• Commented on Shocker: Bug Bombs Dangerous, State Will Restrict Use
  10-15 homes? This is why bedbugs are making a comeback. Nobody has the guts to declare total war anymore. Really, the best way is to nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure....
• Commented on Williamsburg's Stabbings, Spike in Crime
  Arm the hipsters. This way, we cull the population, survival-of-the-fittest style, and also curb crime, since chances are there are at least a few hipsters who'll learn to fight or get in a lucky shot and take out a few...
• Commented on Olympics Close in Beijing, Head to London in 2012
  Should read "multi-cultural clpatrap". Oh well....
• Commented on Olympics Close in Beijing, Head to London in 2012
  The "handover" with its bus and umbrellas and multi-cultural seemed incredibly tacky after the grandeur of the Chinese ceremonies. I was embarrassed for London. Never did totalitarianism look so attractive. I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords....