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• Commented on Police Shoot Pitbull After Attack in Cleveland Park
  F**k yeah! Where are those pitbulls when you need them?...
• Commented on Police Shoot Pitbull After Attack in Cleveland Park
  Agreed. When will Jim Graham step forward with some bold legislation to once and for all deal with the menace that is Cleveland Park? I can say without hyperbole that they, not unlike Maryland drivers, are the devil incarnate....
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Get Your Permits Edition
  F**k yeah! Why does Quantico get all the shooty fun, while DC crews have to resort to base stabbiness? Who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of despised love,...
• Commented on Morning Roundup: Get Your Permits Edition
  "I welcome this investigation, even though I have engaged in absolutely no favoritism nor knowingly skirted any regulations or laws" Translation: My pathetic attempts to stonewall the story have imploded into a quantum singularity goatse of fail and no amount...
• Commented on Has the Capitol Visit Lost Its <strike>Utter Mendacity</strike> Charm?
  You know what else sucks about NYC? The pizzas and the hotdogs. You can't get a good halfsmoke up there and the pies are all round, floppy, and greasy. The only pizzas worth eating are rectangular, crackery, and come from...