mdow

It's not shoplifting until you actually leave the store without paying. While you're in the store, it's impossible to shoplift. It's great that you didn't already know this....

It's as though you mean what you say...almost funny, but really just sad....

looks like something they'd like in dallas or somewhere [else]....

So, um, the Constitution is only applicable when it fits your narrow world-view? Go fuck yourself....

werd...

awesome. ...

you're not too fucking bright, are you?...

funny, i was actually telling someone today that manhattan's an approximate equivalent to a midwestern mall, except with prissier bitches, which isn't a terrible exaggeration. ...

well said...

seconded....

perfectly paired pic and story....

"begs the question" doesn't mean what you think it means....

glad common sense and decency won this one....

i look at the sidewalk because there's typically vomit and gum and dogshit, and/or random food parts, and/or garbage on it, and i'm not into stepping into any of that. it's got nothing to do with you...

i hope it's the judge's that's next. four months for this isn't justice, and the judge is a fucking hard-on for not seeing that....