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On September 11, 2008 10:17 AM in September 11's 7th Anniversary, Covered, they said:

9/11 is so seven years ago....

On September 4, 2008 10:03 AM in Zero Tolerance for Cell Phones on Jersey Bus Line, they said:

Mankind managed to survive for millions of years without cell phone technology, but now people can't survive an hour without it?...

On August 18, 2008 12:32 PM in NYC Bankruptcies Up 31%, they said:

"Scammed" my ass. That douchebag deserves everything he gets....

On August 14, 2008 10:10 AM in DOJ Sues Avalon Chrystie Place Over Violations, they said:

Hahahaha...no "reinforcements in bathroom walls to allow the installation of grab bars". So this place is built out of sheetrock and glue? Gasp!...

On August 13, 2008 10:26 AM in More on the Falling Glass at Bank of America Building, they said:

"Something did not happen normally this time." Um...ya think?...

On August 13, 2008 10:04 AM in Judge's Home in Queens Shot Up, they said:

@Rocknrope: I don't need to Google anything to know that's the gayest gang name ever. I have this mental image of marauding hairdressers......

On August 13, 2008 9:13 AM in Judge's Home in Queens Shot Up, they said:

Wait. There was a gang called the Jheri Curls?...

On July 21, 2008 4:27 PM in Dogs Left in Car Cause Upper West Side Uproar, they said:

I had hot dogs for lunch....

On July 15, 2008 9:49 AM in Superfund This Polluted Site, they said:

Sounds like we should drill in Queens rather than in ANWAR....

On July 9, 2008 2:29 PM in Third NY Times Building Climber's Leave Behind, they said:

What a dipshit. If you were going to scale a building and post flyers on windows, wouldn't you post them so that people inside could read them?...

On July 8, 2008 4:37 PM in Rental Car Rally Planned from NYC to Montreal, they said:

WTF? Canada can't have a "real city"? As a former New Yorker, I gotta say Montreal has it over NYC in so many ways. I live exactly half-way between the two, and I'd choose to go to Montreal any day....

On June 27, 2008 10:45 AM in Woman Killed at Montclair YMCA, they said:

@Rocknrope It wouldn't be a proper Gothamist post if it didn't have a typo in it....

On June 3, 2008 3:09 PM in Free Starbucks Wi-Fi Starts Today, they said:

That's a pretty bulky laptop she's got there....

On May 29, 2008 1:30 PM in More Disappointed by Sex, they said:

Someone give the nice horsie an apple....

On May 16, 2008 10:43 AM in U.E.S. Raccoon Dies in Custody, they said:

@fakenewyorker: That's so racist...and racistly hilarious!...

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