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On March 27, 2009 11:54 AM in Almost 80 Cats, Loads Of Cat Poop Found In Pricey NJ Home, they said:

Vacuuming was probably a bear....

On January 27, 2009 5:50 PM in Man Survives Suicide Jump Off Manhattan Bridge, they said:

That had to be Snake Shit flying that bird....

On November 13, 2008 11:56 AM in Downtown Brooklyn Raccoon Spotted!, they said:

He'll bite!...

On October 30, 2008 3:25 PM in "Jealous" Man Arrested for Poisoning Wife, they said:

Looks like a happy guy. ...

On October 30, 2008 12:52 PM in Obama Goes Infomercial at 8 p.m., they said:

Infomercial, seriously? This guy has a serious cash flow. ...

On October 30, 2008 11:52 AM in Next Subway and Bus Fare Hike Could Be Higher Than Thought, they said:

We pay more, make less or the same, and keep getting laid off. Where's the profit?...

On October 30, 2008 11:47 AM in Body ID'd as Missing Teacher, Husband Arrested, they said:

Good thing forensics can't tell when she was killed. ...

On October 29, 2008 1:07 PM in Woman's Body Found on Long Island, they said:

They were probably held up by the guy who wouldn't shut his car door. ...

On October 29, 2008 10:34 AM in Two Police Indicted in August Road Rage Beating, they said:

who leaves their car door open for extended periods of time anyway?...

On October 29, 2008 10:31 AM in Documenting the South Bronx, 1982-1984, they said:

ah, home sweet home......

On October 23, 2008 7:51 PM in Fatal Brownstone Fire in Harlem, they said:

I was going to say, at least it wasn't a blue or white fire. ...

On October 22, 2008 8:18 PM in 3 Arrested in Queens Shooting That Hit 5-Year-Old, they said:

what's with the gangs in general? seriously. ...

On October 22, 2008 8:05 PM in Rumor: Guy Ritchie Cries at Sight of Son in Yankees Shirt, they said:

Funny. I didn't know Guy was such a pansy. ...

He should have dressed more appropriately for the occasion. ...

On October 3, 2008 3:14 PM in You Betcha the VP Candidates Can Wink!, they said:

Joe has false teeth....

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