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On November 22, 2010 8:20 AM in Deliveryman Dies After Being Hit By Texting Driver, they said:

Right to the slam- for criminally negligent homicide!...

On November 17, 2010 9:08 AM in "Brilliant But Clueless" Med Student Missing Found In NYC, they said:

I do hope she's found soon. . .and is found to be OK! (Perhaps she could join the Obama Administration- sounds like she'd fit right in with that crowd!!)...

On November 15, 2010 8:21 AM in Administrators Caught In Lesbian Affair Face Termination, they said:

Wow! It's yet another historic 'first' for African-Americans (formerly known as 'People of Color'. . . and prior to that, as: Black's. . . Colored People. . . Darkies. . .and Negroes! ) They are THE ...

On November 6, 2010 8:59 AM in MSNBC Suspends Keith Olbermann Over Donation, they said:

WHO CARES?! Nobody actually takes Keith Doberman seriously - or even watches the program for any length of time! Now Mr. Maddow- NEVER trust anyone who talks out of the side of their mouth! ...

On October 29, 2010 8:40 AM in Video: President Obama Defends Record on The Daily Show, they said:

Please be advised that I am herein giving everyone my permission to refer to me as: 'dude' (Lowercase 'd'; with the uppercase 'Dude' appellation being reserved for the President of Then United States!...

On October 28, 2010 7:06 AM in Family Of Pace Student Disputes Legally Drunk Claim, they said:

Geez- I donno. . . not being a Pace College Student myself- when a Police Officer knocks on my car window; I quickly roll down the window and ask the Officer politely: "Yes, Officer-?"! . . .I cer...

On October 28, 2010 6:56 AM in Rand Paul's Head Stomper Demands Apology from Stompee, they said:

If Mr. Profitt would have been black, dressed in black militia garb and carrying a nightstick. . . Hey- even the U.S. Department Of Justice wouldn't have batted an eyelash at a little political stomp...

On October 20, 2010 9:51 AM in Taxis Of Tomorrow May Be Turkish, they said:

TLC Chairman David Yassky also says the winning car must be an "iconic vehicle that can be identified with New York City and exemplifies the character of the city." Hey- what the hell kind of spec is...

On October 20, 2010 9:40 AM in Slain Pace Student's Passenger Disputes Police Story, they said:

Yes- LEt's see. . . I'm a cop in a small town called Mount Pleasant. . . I wake up one morning and feel that my life is too quiet; so I decide to bring a little excitement to me drab existance- and sh...

On October 19, 2010 8:01 AM in Teen Caught Riding Bike On Sidewalk Allegedly Shoots Cop, they said:

17-years old- riding a bike. . . and carrying a gun! And then actually using that gun to shoot at police! What a culture- one which supports such great Parenting!! (Well, shut my mouf!) ...

On October 18, 2010 10:28 AM in It's Time For Yet More Bloomberg 2012 Speculation, they said:

If Bloomberg somehow becomes President of the U.S.of A.- do we then refer to his 'Campanion' as: 'The First Girlfriend'?!...

On October 16, 2010 9:20 AM in UFOs Are From Mars, Cover-Ups Are From Mount Vernon, they said:

JDS?! Journal of Dental Surgery? What does this publication care about UFO's!? Unusual Flossing Obsessions?! ...

On October 10, 2010 8:57 AM in 8-Year-Old Stabbed At L.I. Dave & Buster's, they said:

C'mon- Nobody goes into D&B and just stabs a kid for nothing! Cut this guy some slack! The kid probably had it coming. . . the 'stabber' may have been one of the new 'video-vigilantes'- concerned c...

On October 6, 2010 9:28 AM in Parker Spitzer's First Ratings Are Bad, they said:

. . .perhaps he would have had better ratings if he had teamed-up with a . . . Proctologist!! (Once you're an asshole. . . your always an asshole!)...

On October 2, 2010 9:05 AM in Suspect Charged With Murder After Brooklyn Bar Stabbing, they said:

Hey- Cut this guy some slack! I mean, when I get into any altercation with someone- the very first thing I think of is killing them!! C'mon- who doesn't?! I carry a knife at all times- and I even...

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