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Duane Reade was recently purchased by Walgreens, so it is no longer "locally owned." "Locally started, " sure....

No, not new. It further explains why it is impossible to date smart men, though. They're apparently a pretty hot commodity....

When I was young...wow...soaking tampons in vodka and sticking them up your poon was all the rage. My how times have changed....

My parents and god parents wanted to go last fall when they were visiting. If you're going to see the Statue of Liberty this is the way to do it. Like a previous commenter said, total rockstar treatme...

I know more about Mark Twain than any normal human being should having grown up in Hannibal (http://www.marktwainmuseum.org/). However, I'm actually pretty excited about this....

Grand Central was a shit-show this morning. Not only were there more cops, but there was a nuclear bomb protest going on. Pain in my ass. Worst part was the pervy cop I caught staring at my chest as I...

"BJ president..." hehehe....

Bike Lane Clowns: NOW, with choreography! ...

"Lock up your MILSWANCAs!"...

"Skilling Sprees" are especially frightening. Luckily, I have a lot of skills. Like nun-chuck skills....

If I got kicked out of every cab when I was straddling some guy, I'd never get home. ...

This is not new. It has been there since at least October 12. Maybe it was up then, taken down and brought back?...

Can we please, PLEASE get some kind of update on this?...

Here's a helpful map from the NYRR website: http://www.nyrr.org/races/2008/nychalf/pdf/nyc_spectators_map.pdf...

You must have been watching a different half marathon. This one started in Central Park (not Times Square). They did two laps around, then headed down 7th Ave....