Gothamist: User Profile: gamblor

On October 11, 2010 1:27 AM in The Best Of The NY Comic Con Costumes, they said:

Wow, a nerds-don't-get-laid joke. 10 points for originality. Are you going to make an astute observation about bloggers, pajamas, and parents' basements next?...

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On March 22, 2010 1:08 PM in Parking "Grace Period" Begins Today! , they said:

UPS/FedEx agreed to not contest any tickets and get to pay a reduced fee for every ticket their drivers get. That means that every ticket that gets issued to a UPS/FedEx driver is a guaranteed moneyma...

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On February 2, 2010 3:17 PM in Obama's First Year in Photos Exhibit Comes to Harlem, they said:

What is Obama doing bowing to a child? Doesn't he realize what kind of message that sends to children everywhere?...

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On October 22, 2009 8:48 AM in Pooper Scooper Law Outlives Pooper Scoopers, they said:

That website doesn't really explain what the product is or what makes it special. Is it really a little bag that you carry poop in? Is it for putting the poop in after you put it in a plastic bag or d...

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On October 22, 2009 7:26 AM in Will Higher Fees Push Filmmakers Out of NYC?, they said:

Mayor: The, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants. Director: But I don't wear puffy pants! Mayor: I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants....

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On October 21, 2009 8:37 AM in Last Night's Action: Yankees One Win Away From Pennant, they said:

Yankees reliever Chad Gaudin got the save. No, he didn't....

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On September 19, 2009 3:09 PM in Jets Try to Back Up Their Words on Field, they said:

Mayo was defensive rookie of the year, not defensive player of the year....

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On July 2, 2009 2:09 PM in Hot Dog Eating Contest Season Begins (Now With Elephants), they said:

"This contest has significant implications for inter-species relations. If the humans win it shows we are unbeatable in this sport" I call bullshit. If they're going to make that claim, a human is goi...

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On June 23, 2009 11:27 AM in Clay Shirky, Internet Technologist, they said:

By far the best thing ever posted on Gothamist. Christ, was this really five years ago?...

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On June 18, 2009 2:55 PM in Woody Allen Talks New York, they said:

How about if he filmed somewhere where there were actually people of color? That'd be wild, huh?...

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On April 17, 2009 5:45 PM in Week in Rock: Alt Country Dance Edition, they said:

Three records? Neko Case has put out five full-lengths and two live records. Unless you're not counting her two records released as "Neko Case and Her Boyfriends" for some reason....

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On March 16, 2009 5:54 PM in JC Penney Goes Fur-Free, they said:

...and the Mother seal eyes will be gorged... The sealers are going to eat their eyes?...

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On March 13, 2009 12:37 PM in Paul Rudd (Fan) Reaches Out to Poster Boy?, they said:

I saw the same kind of bullshit letter at a downtown C/E station on an advert for some reality show. Art school kids with too much fucking time on their hands....

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On March 13, 2009 10:43 AM in Brass Knuckle Sandwich with Your Slice?, they said:

Nothing better than a slice made with brass knuckle-pounded dough....

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On March 13, 2009 10:39 AM in Cellphone Driver Ticket Blitz Busts Thousands, they said:

New Yorkers drive fine. It's the clueless and scared shitless B&Ters who fuck up city driving for the rest of us....

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