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When Gothamist stops reporting on these boring gags, there will be no one left who cares. And maybe they'll go away....

Points for a quick turnaround, but otherwise a major disappointment. Slater deserves a better CGI video....

That's so cool! They should do a photo shoot and then let her go free after she's caught....

UES simply is not safe....

Right. Because running into your Church is home base and you can't get tagged there, no-tradebacks-blackjack-bandit. Kudos to our police department for catching this criminal....

Uh oh, I think I'm going to wack to this...

+1...

Don't get me wrong, I would never kill my lover. But LET'S JUST SAY I DID... would I then go off and use their credit card while the law was in pursuit of me? He must have been looking to confess....

Dear Least Creative Janitor Ever: This is an easy one and you blew it. "Whoa, ladies, there's a time and a place for everything, and this is inappropriate. Unfortunately I'm going to have to report...

Hello, condos!...

I live right by here and I'm thrilled. The neighborhoods around this site are nice, and improving. The main blight on the area is the enormous gravel lot / rail yard right in the middle of Brooklyn'...

Six minutes ago Mr. Morgan came through and tweeted about his dick looking like r2d2. Thank you, Gothamist, from your lofty perch atop the cutting edge of internet news....

"Gentlemen. Gentlemen."...

Clinton Hill goes from Vanderbilt to Classon. Regardless of where this took place, it's a deli under a highway, which is a nice place to get shot in the face....

Staged. Now what the Christ is that scary person doing with their head wrapped in a white wreath?...