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Commented on Tracy Morgan Submits To Twitter—Updated
Six minutes ago Mr. Morgan came through and tweeted about his dick looking like r2d2. Thank you, Gothamist, from your lofty perch atop the cutting edge of internet news....
Commented on Video: Cabbie Vs. Pedicab Driver in Midtown Brawl
"Gentlemen. Gentlemen."...
Commented on Man Shot In The Face At Brooklyn Deli
Clinton Hill goes from Vanderbilt to Classon. Regardless of where this took place, it's a deli under a highway, which is a nice place to get shot in the face....
Commented on After Kanye West Steals Taylor Swift's Moment, Beyonce Steps Up
Staged. Now what the Christ is that scary person doing with their head wrapped in a white wreath?...
Commented on Video: Rachel Maddow Discusses Bout With Swine Flu
I love her too, but thank The Lord Jesus I don't have to see her interact with Jimmy Fallon every night. He's worse than Chevy Chase was....

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