Gothamist: User Profile: fakenewyorker

On May 7, 2009 3:34 PM in ManRam a ManSham: Fertility Drug Causes 50 Game Suspension, they said:

The Dodgers are clobbering the NL West and MLB announces Ramirez is canned for 50 games? Sounds like someone at headquarters did a cost-benefit analysis. ...

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On May 6, 2009 3:00 PM in KFC's Refusal to Give Away Grilled Chicken Sparks Sit-In?, they said:

I find her highly disgusting....

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On May 4, 2009 10:18 PM in A-Rod Book is Juiced with Author's Taunts of Megalomania, they said:

Selena Roberts is a lousy writer, she was just horrible in the Times Sports pages. These A-Rod stories are tiresome. I wonder what the media would have done with Ty Cobb around today. ...

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On May 4, 2009 6:34 PM in Strange Graffiti Appears On Greenpoint Storefronts, they said:

Those bodegas and delis now have +3 resistance to Jews. ...

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On May 1, 2009 4:43 PM in Hell's Kitchen Gets Otterness Playground, they said:

I agree Jen. Just picturing the little childrens giggling and climbing and playing on this big, stiff metal man. It sounds thuper hot. ...

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On April 30, 2009 3:57 PM in Raided Sweatshop Full of NYPD Uniforms!, they said:

A wise man said never fight with a libertarian, you both get dirty and the libertarian likes it. Or was it pigs? There's no sense in citing facts or history or empirical evidence with an ideologue. ...

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On April 29, 2009 12:31 PM in Cops Accused of Raping Woman Plead Not Guilty, they said:

how are bad cops treated in prison? like returning heroes right?...

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On April 29, 2009 12:31 PM in Cops Accused of Raping Woman Plead Not Guilty, they said:

how are bad cops treated in prison? like returning heroes right?...

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On April 28, 2009 8:12 PM in Oliver Stone To Tackle Wall Street Again, they said:

He probably gives better oral handjobs than that hipster grifter I kept hearing about. ...

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On April 27, 2009 5:20 PM in Dept. Of Defense Plan To Scare NYC Totally Succeeds!, they said:

Waaah, this is kind of like what happened once, wah....

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On April 21, 2009 10:51 AM in Parking Attendant Backs Mercedes Out 5th Floor Window, they said:

http://curbed.com/archives/2009/04/21/curbedwire_flying_car_hovers_near_union_square.php?o=0...

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On April 21, 2009 10:19 AM in NY Times Lost $74 Million During First Quarter, they said:

These facts, coupled with the democrats' stunning defeats in the last two elections show us that America has had enough with the left wing. The success of Fox News also shows that Americans prefer rig...

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On April 21, 2009 10:12 AM in Somali Pirate Arrives In NYC To Face Charges, they said:

he looks like a starved p. diddy....

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On April 20, 2009 5:35 PM in Does This Subway Map Turn You On?, they said:

Carlson, Carlson, Carlson... Gothamist was better off when it was shilling for Bokaj vodka. MMMMmmm Bokaj! (it's Jakob backwards) ...

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On April 20, 2009 4:31 PM in Hipster Grifter: The Neverending Story, they said:

I agree with you on all points. ...

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