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Take the Adidas store at Houston and Broadway with you. ...

Ideally this means taking less heat from chain restaurant managers when I do my butt shots....

40 Million. What a dick. ...

>>"Didn't you have this dream, grabbing on to a bunch of balloons and floating off?" Yes. I also wanted to call myself Captain Jack Sparrow and live through the curse of the black pearl, but sometime...

And NYC has now got about 13 blocks that resemble Los Angeles....

Perfect way to commemorate academia! Ingest information and then regurgitate it at the right time for praise. Hope learning to do it was worth the 100k....

I'm going to swallow one thousand diamonds in protest, then drown myself in a gold vat after I set my seven cars on fire....

Thanks for making me choke on iced coffee....

I wanted to write a funny comment, and then i just got sad. I can't believe we have to die. Total rip off....

You know what else I hate, Mr. Wilson? When that Dennis The Menace walks on our lawns....

Why do I picture manager Edwin Rodriguez as the young SNL Dan Ackroyd in the sketch about dangerous Halloween costumes not actually being dangerous. ...

I have a distinct opinion about this artist and their success, and when I disclose it I hope you will deduce or assume certain things about me that (I feel) elevate me above others here. But I forgot ...

It's not like someone fed-exed human blood or fireworks. It's just cocaine....

Lindenauer says, “I call him my miracle dog."Because calling him "My high-strung unpredictable deranged dog that fucking jumps off of a terrace hen you turn your back" hasn't got the same ring to it?...

I would do this, but between my Space Needle, St. Louis Arch, Golden Gate, Graceland, and old Faithful, my back is taken up I'm afraid....