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Commented on Compromise Sought on Reducing Cars in Prospect Park
#3. Mr "runner and walker and future dad" Huh? What real guy says this? Please turn in your manhood card right now. All your sexual priveleges with human females have been revoked....
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Commented on Fast Food Calorie Info Coming Soon, Like It Or Not
Counting calories is about the silliest way to deal tackle the obesity problem. Not all calories are create equal. The 2nd silliest thing is worrying about eating fat. Fatsos count calories and get fatter. They also eat and drink those...
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Commented on 475 Kent Avenue Evacuated, Due to Numerous Violations; <br/>Building Had Illegal Apartments, Matzoh Factory
There's no such thing as an iron-clad legal waiver. At best it can save the city 20% on damages as from the lawsuits brought on by the aforementioned Jewish Lightning. Then the lawyers swoop down. Nothing's going to stop someone...
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Commented on Get Your Taste On
Mixologist is another word for bartenders serving overpriced cocktails. Picture. Guy in the middle. I'll pull his billy-goatee. Mr Effete Beret behind him gets the Moe-eye poke. Red shirt gets a simple kick in the ass. I'll leave the ladies...



