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meh. McClure's is hands down the best pickle, yah dingus. Rick's is only aight....

Does your full time job involve dealing cocaine? No? Yeah that's because it's a part time job that pays 10 times what you make....

Oh give me a break. If you're commenting on this board, someone out there is labeling you as a hipster right now. "Hipster" is a label that losers made up to separate themselves from someone with a se...

Maybe the idiots wised up to how moronic their style was because the showed killed it for them all! hahahaha just kidding. Looking forward to ragging on the new doosh members!...

Do you think he went back to Africa, like the angry man suggested? I think he probably just went back to New Jersey....

I think they are entertainment heros. You're a tool....

This is why the city needs security cameras everywhere... invading our God given privacy. And anyone making under 40k a year should be tracked with a gps chip installed in the ankle. Right now, the la...

Christ, she wants to die. Just let her. What do you bet she heads right back to the bridge to do it again. Ever notice it's always a mentally ill person who pushes someone in front of trains and stabs...

In the words of David Cross, I'm gonna fuck me a fish....

My man, Conor, beat the original challenge in 20 minutes last week and I thought that was impressive... and gross. But this step up is just gnar. You could say, the STEAKS have been raised! nyuk nyuk ...

Cut paper towel use down by half. Save 52 million a year. http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/356439322/subway-douchery-takin-care-of-business...

Hey, it's her fault for wearing tight clothes like in that Daily News picture. ...Oh, damn....

It'd depend on what reason she'd open her mouth for exactly....

And to think how close I came to naming my first child Plaxico (regardless of gender) before shooting himself in the foot... er uh leg....

Nice try. Your predictive abilities have proven defective. Hope you didn't lose too much money or sleep last night. Go Colts!...