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  • Name: Emily Bell
  • Location: Brooklyn
  • Job: slightly active monkey wrench
  • IM: einegefangen
  • Tell us about yourself: I have a dog, often complain about American wastefulness, incessantly worry over young people's cynicism/ carelessness, hate cars, love CUNY, and build things.
On October 22, 2009 8:58 AM in Brooklynite Wants Stinky Tree Removed, they said:

Parks gets calls everyday from someone wanting their tree removed. Well guess what? Even if the tree smells once a year (and yes they stopped planting female Ginkos 20 some odd years ago- I consider t...

On September 26, 2009 6:41 AM in Serial Tree Killer On The Loose In Queens, they said:

ahh- bad spelling- early- sorry...

On September 26, 2009 6:41 AM in Serial Tree Killer On The Loose In Queens, they said:

No, I work for parks. $1000 is the fine for arborocide, which this definately is. ...

On August 28, 2009 12:08 PM in One Man's Mission To Bring Hipsters And Hasids Together, they said:

Isn't his advertisement offering services to folks of a specific religion/ethnic group a direct conflict with the 14th amendment? I guess he would only be found in complete violation if he refused ren...

On December 19, 2008 2:14 PM in Review: New Burger King Flame Cologne Elicits "Universal Disgust", they said:

But I want all the men in my life to smell like meat!...

On January 14, 2008 10:12 AM in Map of the Day: White Folks’ Guide to the NYC Subway System, they said:

Where did the 7 train go? Oh that's right, one only finds white people on it during the US Open....

On January 9, 2008 9:17 AM in Kitchen Essentials: The Cast Iron Pan, they said:

The extra iron you will receive from cooking with cast iron is very small. One is better off just eating more spinach salads. You will get more iron, however, if you wash your pan with soap, or don't ...

On December 14, 2007 11:23 AM in Protesting the City's Supposed Bike Lanes, they said:

The man who DIED was a normal middle aged guy riding his bike from work. He was not someone trying to make a living as a bike messenger, thus going incredibly fast. He WAS going a a normal speed, he W...

On December 11, 2007 12:33 PM in Mayor Bloomberg Visits China, they said:

I would LOVE to hear how bad his Chinese is. ...

On November 24, 2007 11:56 AM in Stations of the Cross, they said:

I'm not even going to touch the above comments... BUT- "My God, making religious objects in a sweatshop, that's the last thing we need." Anyone see the irony? I'm actually very surprised that they ...

On November 22, 2007 11:06 AM in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons Emerge!, they said:

SUPER HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss Bart Simpson and Spider man... but SUPER HELLO KITTY!!!!! Why do we let McDonalds put the world's scariest clown in the parade? He's the guy that makes kids fat...

On November 22, 2007 11:02 AM in Seven Injured in Queens Home Explosion , they said:

Oh wait, I forgot to mention how wonderful Eric Gioia is. Gioia-Liu 2009!...

On November 22, 2007 11:00 AM in Seven Injured in Queens Home Explosion , they said:

Oh, that's two blocks from my mom's house. But they were not evacuated. Poor lady. Stupid fucking Con-ed. ...

On November 21, 2007 12:50 PM in Drugstore Proliferation Now Absurd, they said:

#6, do you remember when the larger rite-aid on Greenpoint was a Woolworths? Where one could buy a parakeet, art supplies, and tampons all in one cavernous spot. ...

On November 21, 2007 12:47 PM in Drugstore Proliferation Now Absurd, they said:

I'm born and raised Sunnyside (the proliferated area in question) and there is also a DUANE READE across the street from here. And, there are no drug stores anywhere else in the entire neighborhood. J...

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