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Name: Emily Bell
Location: Brooklyn
Job: slightly active monkey wrench
IM: einegefangen
Tell us about yourself: I have a dog, often complain about American wastefulness, incessantly worry over young people's cynicism/ carelessness, hate cars, love CUNY, and build things.

Commented on Brooklynite Wants Stinky Tree Removed
Parks gets calls everyday from someone wanting their tree removed. Well guess what? Even if the tree smells once a year (and yes they stopped planting female Ginkos 20 some odd years ago- I consider them to be a slice...
Commented on Serial Tree Killer On The Loose In Queens
ahh- bad spelling- early- sorry...
Commented on Serial Tree Killer On The Loose In Queens
No, I work for parks. $1000 is the fine for arborocide, which this definately is....
Commented on One Man's Mission To Bring Hipsters And Hasids Together
Isn't his advertisement offering services to folks of a specific religion/ethnic group a direct conflict with the 14th amendment? I guess he would only be found in complete violation if he refused rentals/loans to people because they were not Satmars....
Commented on Review: New Burger King Flame Cologne Elicits "Universal Disgust"
But I want all the men in my life to smell like meat!...

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