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• Commented on Man Jumps Off Bridge In Failed Attempt To Escape Cop
  "Hope you like the cold water Sanchez, cause the showers at Riker's ain't exactly hot." [conclusion horns, freeze frame]...
• Commented on Man Jumps Off Bridge In Failed Attempt To Escape Cop
  Give that guy a raise. And a 70's action-series soundtrack. Wacca-chicka-wacca-chicka-wacca-chicka [horns]...
• Commented on Access-A-Ride Renders Bike Lane Inaccessible
  gothamist cuts off anything with a less than sign. nice....
• Commented on Access-A-Ride Renders Bike Lane Inaccessible
  You've got it all wrong. Handicapped...
• Commented on 8th Anniversary Of Flight 587 Crash
  The rudder didn't break off - the entire tail fin did. You need a fin to stabilize the plane, so it broke into a free spin - kinda like a ninja throwing star....