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I never hear any reports of anyone being cold-cocked and their Zune stolen. I don't blame the victim. I blame Apple....

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! (Hm, maybe we need some water or that motherf@%k'll burn.)...

You're playing fast and loose with your use of the word "peak." I see that you've been having trouble with your homonyms lately....

"in a whole"? C'mon, guys, that's like the fifth totally obvious typo I've seen from you in the last couple of days. I'm an underemployed writer/editor and I'd like to help you out because I've seen o...

How does four decades equal 22 years? Whoops....

I'm so glad the DOT spent $800,000 confirming what common sense should have told them. How do I get in on this racket?...

There's a major cognitive dissonance between the organic diet and the silicone breasts. I just can't take that seriously. ...

Best anti-littering PSA I've ever seen....

I, for one, would not mind a reduction in street fairs, or at least putting certain restrictions on the way they're held. The street fairs ARE all the same; I'm pretty sure that one management company...

That asterisk gave me the biggest laugh I've had all day....

Juking the stats, eh? David Simon for Governor....

Ridiculous. This is a classic southern menu, stick-to-yer-ribs awesomeness, perfected by African-Americans. We should be celebrating regional cuisines, especially by African-Americans, who are lauded ...

It's about freakin' time. Since arriving here six years ago, I've been in complete disbelief that if I (gentrified hipster snob that I am) wanted the minor civilized pleasure of wine, good cheese, bre...

OR, an irate student, who's recently had a hot-and-heavy makeout session, decided to accuse her gym teacher with sexual harrassment, a charge that would 1) instantly result in the removal of the teach...

So they're cutting the M and the W, but saving the Z? So the line will be J-Z? That's some strong marketing for "Empire State of Mind." Or is it a love letter from the MTA to Mr. Beyoncé?...